Help with "Bay" Pun Needed!

My company is moving offices soon and I need to name my new bay.

Suggestions include: Obay-Wan Keno-bay, Judgement Bay, Harlem Bake (ugh), Bay of the Walking Dead and Bays of Our Lives

I typically fancy myself a fine lexicon artist, but am running low on ideas. Help me, those that are punnier than I!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koreanabduljabbar
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clever_Sean
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....

He was a frat buoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ihaveaboot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?

What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?

A bagel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeeter102030
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"

It was an Otis wedding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why don’t seagulls fly near the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicytunataco1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?

Because then they would be baygulls! (You’re welcome)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bAoU_Famine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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All the props from the bay watch TV show recently sold at auction for well over the asking price.

When the winner was asked how she could justify the expense for old towels? Her response was that it is still the best way to dry Hoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitespys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they’d be called Baygulls...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12bubbahotep
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call breakfast at a hotel in Green Bay?

Wis-continental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_E_L_Bawks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JelloPud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Why can't a seagull fly over a bay?

Because then it would be a bagel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCR9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), β€œlook Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, β€œno, it’s a bagel.” β€œWhy is it a bagel?” β€œBecause it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...

The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahonriWY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be bagels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legendx_X
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rukazor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay?

Bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetaDontSueMe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swagy_swagerson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My friend asked if we could see the bay while we were in Virginia

I told him he could have Chesapeake of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordoFallo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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If seagulls fly over sea what flies over bay?

Bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavyablle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

'Cause they'd be bagels....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aknghtwh0saysni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Why don’t sea gulls fly over the bay ?

Cause If they did they’d be bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7heWick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Hangar bay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TgeXyphos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay

Because then they would be bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wow_kapow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Why don't seagulls fly across the bay?

Because then they'd be baygulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fandrus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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I have a half dozen numbered storage β€˜bays’ that I keep downstairs, all my camping equipment is in the last one, so every camping trip starts with me getting back to bay six.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What do you call a young bee that flies around the bay?

A bay-bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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When bay seas food on your beak imgur.com/tn9mffZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herbiecouscous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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Did you hear about The Pirate Bay’s new privacy protection?

They are GDPARRRRR! Compliant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weazel
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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What do you call a seagull that lives by the bay?

β€œA bagel”

This one was always in my dad’s arsenal when it came time to meet my new friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meowski_rose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be called bagels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_presidents_son
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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If seagulls lived by the bay...

...they would be bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threadcrapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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What do call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A bagel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimbelly00
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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I've been cutting lumber for a tourist viewpoint over the bays in Norway

One could say I've been pining for the fjords

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belly_bell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped GuantΓ‘namo Bay?

He's a small medium at large.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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Why does Michael Bay always burn his stew?

Because the recipe said "Bay Leaves"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfgame
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

If they did they would be called bay-gulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aksdmg23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

A bagel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexIsAnAI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2015
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With Pirate bay in the news this joke is timely, if not funny

Dad: what's a pirate's favorite letter? Me: That's easy, "arrr" Dad: you'd think so but you'd be wrong. Its the "C" Me: groan Dad: But wait there's more... actually it might be the "P", because without a p a pirate is just irate! Me: I'm so done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mokatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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Do you guys remember when Michael Bay appeared on a thread here in this sub?

The thread really blew up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DELIBIRD_RULEZ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattboi5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they would be bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorRobotnik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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What do you call a bird that flies over a bay?

A bagel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EeveePxl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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