Help with "Bay" Pun Needed!
My company is moving offices soon and I need to name my new bay.
Suggestions include: Obay-Wan Keno-bay, Judgement Bay, Harlem Bake (ugh), Bay of the Walking Dead and Bays of Our Lives
I typically fancy myself a fine lexicon artist, but am running low on ideas. Help me, those that are punnier than I!
Have you heard the NFL started selling corn at the Tampa Bay stadium?
It only costs a buck an ear.
How much does it cost to get your ears pierced in Tampa Bay?
A Buccaneer
Good win for them tonight.
I’m in Tampa bay right now and they’re selling corn on the cob...
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.
So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?
Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
Why did the dolphin cross the bay?
To get to the other tide.
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
A bagel.
I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because then they would be baygulls!
(You’re welcome)
What do you call breakfast at a hotel in Green Bay?
'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), “look Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, “no, it’s a bagel.” “Why is it a bagel?” “Because it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...
The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.
All the props from the bay watch TV show recently sold at auction for well over the asking price.
When the winner was asked how she could justify the expense for old towels? Her response was that it is still the best way to dry Hoff.
My friend asked if we could see the bay while we were in Virginia
I told him he could have Chesapeake of it.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels.
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
Why don’t seagulls fly near the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be bagels.
Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then they’d be called Baygulls...
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they would be bagels
Why can't a seagull fly over a bay?
Because then it would be a bagel.
If seagulls fly over sea what flies over bay?
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels
What do you call a seagull by the bay?
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay?
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
'Cause they'd be bagels....
Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay
Because then they would be bagels
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