...It was Kief or Southernland.
Whoops wrong sub
Some may even call it Beta
Just Kuwait and sea
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
For safety porpoises.
The Purrsian Gulf
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
In the ocean, swimming in the gulf while the tropical storm is kind of nearby.
Waves are huge, fun times.
Wife says: "it's like the waves are small, and then they get larger and larger and then go back to small again."
I said "Well, honey, they do come in...waves."
At least the guy next to me laughed.
Professor: "so you see the golf here." Me: "golf? You mean gulf." P: "That's what I said. Golf. It's a u that sounds like an o." Me: "no. It's a u that sounds like a u!" P: "well of course I sound like me!! Who else would I sound like?"