A list of puns related to "Gulf"
...It was Kief or Southernland.
Whoops wrong sub
Some may even call it Beta
Just Kuwait and sea
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
For safety porpoises.
The Purrsian Gulf
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
In the ocean, swimming in the gulf while the tropical storm is kind of nearby.
Waves are huge, fun times.
Wife says: "it's like the waves are small, and then they get larger and larger and then go back to small again."
I said "Well, honey, they do come in...waves."
At least the guy next to me laughed.
Whoops wrong sub
Professor: "so you see the golf here." Me: "golf? You mean gulf." P: "That's what I said. Golf. It's a u that sounds like an o." Me: "no. It's a u that sounds like a u!" P: "well of course I sound like me!! Who else would I sound like?"
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