Gulf Of Mexico Puns

A list of puns related to "Gulf Of Mexico"

A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.

"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.

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👤︎ u/FlumeHound9
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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Why did FEMA put life-jackets on dolphins in the Gulf of Mexico?

For safety porpoises.

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👤︎ u/ozylanthe
📅︎ May 24 2017
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