Chasm Puns

A list of puns related to "Chasm"

I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...

I couldn't a-fjord it.

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👤︎ u/nonononer
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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How did Bill Cosby describe the massive earthquake in the Grand Canyon?

“There was a schism in the chasm.”

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👤︎ u/Haaskivi
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Did u hear about the knight who died during an earthquake?

His name was sir chasm

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👤︎ u/AniStark97
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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I've invented a machine that accurately measures the quality of a dadjoke...

I call it a sighsmograph.

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👤︎ u/c_vilela
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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Did you know back in midevil Russia they had a specific hole that they would throw their rulers in for being too facetious

It was called the tsar chasm

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👤︎ u/TalontedJay
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,

Czar Chasm.

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👤︎ u/Chimichangarific
📅︎ Aug 07 2017
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What do you call a really big hole that's always really edgy in a teenager kind of way?

SarChasm.

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👤︎ u/Mannymcdude
📅︎ Jan 02 2016
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My girlfriend's dad watching Cabin in the Woods

My girlfriend and I were watching Cabin in the Woods tonight. Chris Hemsworth's character starts riding a dirt bike to jump across a chasm, when her dad chimes in. "If he crashes, he's going to be pretty Thor".

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👤︎ u/DjeffTaylor
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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[X-post from /r/puns] I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,

Czar Chasm.

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👤︎ u/Chimichangarific
📅︎ Aug 07 2017
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