A list of puns related to "Divide"

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

How do you divide a roundabout?

Intersections

Edit: for non-native speakers, roundabout is a traffic circle.

I really appreciate couples that divide their feces equally with each other.

They really halve their shit together

Why were the decepticons not able to divide the Autobots?

Because the autobots had Optimus *Prime*

Whatβs the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?

Where thereβs a will, thereβs a whey.

My friend wanted me to go skinny dipping with her in the river the divides Paris. I told her to go without me..

She must be in-Seine!

How Do You Divide a Toucan?

You parrot.

It's that time of year that my wife's family divides up holiday hosting duties.

Christmas Eve and Christmas dinner are already spoken for, but Thanksgiving hasn't been discussed yet. Thanksgiving is usually at my father-in-law's, but my stepmother-in-law has previously hinted that she might not want to host anymore.

Wife: "I talked to [stepmother-in-law] today, and she didn't say 'boo' about Thanksgiving."

Me: "Did she say 'gobble gobble'?"

What do you get when you divide thirty-two by two?

Another day older and a-deeper in debt.

Why did you divide sine by tan?

Just cos

What do you get when you divide poop by three?

Turds.

"Hey Dad, what does 'divide and conquer' mean?"

Being a divisor can pay dividends

As we passed the "Continental Divide" sign on our trip last week.

It's all downhill from here, kids!

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter

Pumpkin Pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by the diameter?

Pumpkin pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi...

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Ο

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Ο

This fall, if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter

You get pumpkin pi.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

Why did I divide Sin by Tan

Just cos...

What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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