Divide Puns

A list of puns related to "Divide"

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
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How do you divide a roundabout?

Intersections

Edit: for non-native speakers, roundabout is a traffic circle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/old_man_browsing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I really appreciate couples that divide their feces equally with each other.

They really halve their shit together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yotapata
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Why were the decepticons not able to divide the Autobots?

Because the autobots had Optimus Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roan_b
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?

Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadowlast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My friend wanted me to go skinny dipping with her in the river the divides Paris. I told her to go without me..

She must be in-Seine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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How Do You Divide a Toucan?

You parrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddIt21442
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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It's that time of year that my wife's family divides up holiday hosting duties.

Christmas Eve and Christmas dinner are already spoken for, but Thanksgiving hasn't been discussed yet. Thanksgiving is usually at my father-in-law's, but my stepmother-in-law has previously hinted that she might not want to host anymore.

Wife: "I talked to [stepmother-in-law] today, and she didn't say 'boo' about Thanksgiving."

Me: "Did she say 'gobble gobble'?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfofurn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What do you get when you divide thirty-two by two?

Another day older and a-deeper in debt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CleverlyHiddenJavert
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Why did you divide sine by tan?

Just cos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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What do you get when you divide poop by three?

Turds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monza700
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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"Hey Dad, what does 'divide and conquer' mean?"

Being a divisor can pay dividends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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As we passed the "Continental Divide" sign on our trip last week.

It's all downhill from here, kids!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElkoSteve
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2014
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter

Pumpkin Pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varunmohan02
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by the diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inthesky326
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Ο€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theprofoundnoun
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0ng078
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Ο€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bmathis21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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This fall, if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter

You get pumpkin pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minuteofdeer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuzzySparrow
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Why did I divide Sin by Tan

Just cos...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahandmadegrin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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