I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
A fraction too much friction
I think my wife is leaving me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.
Oh well, hind sight is 1.
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
Only a fraction of people will understand this!
I speak in simplified fractions
Half of what I say makes sense
Did you hear about the fraction that was arrested for drinking whiskey in public?
My child recently told me that their gender can't be expressed by an integer fraction,
I'm supportive but that just seems irrational.
I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.
In our house It's really causing some division
I don’t usually make puns about fractions...
But I will make one if I halve two.
Why did the fraction one fifth go to the chiropractor?
Because he was two tenths.
I tried to fight a fraction once
It wasn’t a very rational decision though.
I finally realized that my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Daughter: Are you good at fractions?
Dad: Half the time.
Daughter: Groans...
Why did the fraction cross the road?
When I started learning math, I thought fractions were easier than decimals.
I think I was missing the point.
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons [xpost /r/trees]
This joke caters to the lowest common denominator.
3 out of 2 people can't do fractions
Someone was telling me that Pi is a fraction today.
It made me irrationally upset.
My friend thinks it’s easier to deal with fractions than with decimals.
I said, “You’re missing the point.”
How do you feel about fractions?
You could say I am partial to them
I use fractions instead of percentages
approximately 33.3333...% less often than I should.
Research has shown that 7 out of 6 people are bad at fractions.
With only a fraction of my wealth I could buy a private jet
That fraction would have to be
8000001/2
What do you get when you add two kind, clean fractions together? The
Coworker didn't believe me when I said four out of three Americans are bad with fractions
I told her if I was lion, I'd have a mane.
What's the best strategy to do a group project on fractions?
Divide the work amongst everyone.
I was sitting in a class about fractions, and someone said they were leaving early.
I responded "I guess you can say he was only here for a fraction of the class."
my classmates are not happy with me.
Damn fractions
Dad: hey, you want half of my candy bar?
Me: sure, but you don't half to, haha.
Dad: Well you can't half 3!
And I thought I had him.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
Doing math homework, huh? I don't understand why you use fractions instead of decimals.
I don't normally make puns about fractions...
But I will if I halve two.
5/4 people admit they aren’t good with fractions
5/4 people are bad at fractions
5/4 of people admit to being bad at fractions.
If you never convert fractions to decimals,
You are missing the point.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions
According to a research, 5/4 people are bad at fractions.
If you are always converting decimals to fractions,
you are missing the point.
"5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions."
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