A fraction too much friction
I think my wife is leaving me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.
Oh well, hind sight is 1.
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
Only a fraction of people will understand this!
I speak in simplified fractions
Half of what I say makes sense
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
Did you hear about the fraction that was arrested for drinking whiskey in public?
My child recently told me that their gender can't be expressed by an integer fraction,
I'm supportive but that just seems irrational.
I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.
In our house It's really causing some division
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
I don’t usually make puns about fractions...
But I will make one if I halve two.
Why did the fraction one fifth go to the chiropractor?
Because he was two tenths.
My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...
"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"
Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me
Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator
I tried to fight a fraction once
It wasn’t a very rational decision though.
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!
I finally realized that my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
Of the world's population
Only 5/3rds truly understand fractions.
Why did the fraction cross the road?
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
Daughter: Are you good at fractions?
Dad: Half the time.
Daughter: Groans...
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Why do math teachers love fractional exponents?
Because they are deeply rooted in math.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons [xpost /r/trees]
This joke caters to the lowest common denominator.
When I started learning math, I thought fractions were easier than decimals.
I think I was missing the point.
3 out of 2 people can't do fractions
Someone was telling me that Pi is a fraction today.
It made me irrationally upset.
My friend thinks it’s easier to deal with fractions than with decimals.
I said, “You’re missing the point.”
How do you feel about fractions?
You could say I am partial to them
I use fractions instead of percentages
approximately 33.3333...% less often than I should.
Research has shown that 7 out of 6 people are bad at fractions.
With only a fraction of my wealth I could buy a private jet
That fraction would have to be
8000001/2
What do you get when you add two kind, clean fractions together? The
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
Doing math homework, huh? I don't understand why you use fractions instead of decimals.
I don't normally make puns about fractions...
But I will if I halve two.
5/4 people admit they aren’t good with fractions
5/4 people are bad at fractions
5/4 of people admit to being bad at fractions.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
If you never convert fractions to decimals,
You are missing the point.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions
The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line
Only a fraction of people will understand it.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,
But only a fraction of people understand this.
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