A fraction too much friction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I think my wife is leaving me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.

Oh well, hind sight is 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simwalkedaway
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Only a fraction of people will understand this!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGAF775
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I speak in simplified fractions

Half of what I say makes sense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DongLongus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Did you hear about the fraction that was arrested for drinking whiskey in public?

He pled the fifth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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My child recently told me that their gender can't be expressed by an integer fraction,

I'm supportive but that just seems irrational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigGayDinosaurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.

In our house It's really causing some division

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lornstar7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NidalFlame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I don’t usually make puns about fractions...

But I will make one if I halve two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Why did the fraction one fifth go to the chiropractor?

Because he was two tenths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nkortega21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...

"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me

Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlurredPrey87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I tried to fight a fraction once

It wasn’t a very rational decision though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xakik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?

You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBudderBomb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I finally realized that my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.

Oh well, hindsight is 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Of the world's population

Only 5/3rds truly understand fractions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why did the fraction cross the road?

To meet her other half.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Daughter: Are you good at fractions?

Dad: Half the time.

Daughter: Groans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeyb3am80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/veryoldhippy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Why do math teachers love fractional exponents?

Because they are deeply rooted in math.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Martoni
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixFlamebird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons [xpost /r/trees]

This joke caters to the lowest common denominator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zakmackay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2016
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When I started learning math, I thought fractions were easier than decimals.

I think I was missing the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I have a math joke

But I’m 2^2 to say it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spacemann7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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3 out of 2 people can't do fractions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Someone was telling me that Pi is a fraction today.

It made me irrationally upset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ennbeard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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My friend thinks it’s easier to deal with fractions than with decimals.

I said, β€œYou’re missing the point.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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How do you feel about fractions?

You could say I am partial to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluedeadbear
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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I use fractions instead of percentages

approximately 33.3333...% less often than I should.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandysingssongs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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Research has shown that 7 out of 6 people are bad at fractions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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With only a fraction of my wealth I could buy a private jet

That fraction would have to be 8000001/2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kepiman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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What do you get when you add two kind, clean fractions together? The
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopsrule44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.

Only a fraction of people will understand this

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.

Oh well, hindsight is 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Doing math homework, huh? I don't understand why you use fractions instead of decimals.

It's pointless.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I don't normally make puns about fractions...

But I will if I halve two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HXCg4m3r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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5/4 people admit they aren’t good with fractions
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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5/4 people are bad at fractions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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5/4 of people admit to being bad at fractions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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If you never convert fractions to decimals,

You are missing the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnnx3
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line

Only a fraction of people will understand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,

But only a fraction of people understand this.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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