What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, then line the hole with peas. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!
Who snuck into the 3 Polar bears’ house?
Why do polar bears eat raw fish and blubber?
You would cry, too, if you had to eat raw fish.
What happens if a polar bear sits too long on the ice?
What do polar bears eat for breakfast?
What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?
A solar bear
Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
A molar bear
Polar bears have been introduced in the Antarctic. What are these polar bears now called?
Why don't Polar bears eat Penguins?
cos they can't get the wrapper off.
What’s the best way to trap a polar bear?
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
How did the polar bear catch a penguin?
Because it was bipolar...
I'm going on a quiz show! There are lots of other contestants, but they're all grizzlies and polars. It's called...
Who wants to beat a million bears.
What does a polar bear eat
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
Why are pictures of Polar Bears always so powerful?
Because they're on polar roids.
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
What do you call a polar bear that faces North and a polar bear that faces South?
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
The polar bear was acting weird at the zoo
I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo
It was great. She’s a keeper.
Polar bears are known be extremely moody and sometimes even mate with their own gender.
Thus truly making them bipolar
Where does a polar bear keep his money?
How does a penguin build its house
What do you call a polar bear on roller skates?
What is the name of the polar bear therapist living at the north pole?
Last night my fiance said I have a magnetic, animalistic energy
Me: Oh yeah? What kind of animal?
Her: Hmmm...like a bear.
Me: Sooo I'm a polar bear?
As my wife gazes at our son, I realise we are polar opposites ...
She's thinking: I want another boy...
And I'm thinking: Boy, you want another...
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Which animal has mental health issues?
How to catch an elephant
Dig a big hole,
Fill it with ashes,
Sprinkle peas on top,
When the elephant goes to take a pea,
Kick it in the ash hole.
Why do white bears who are attracted to both sexes have mood swings?
You may find this fact polarizing...
What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
Are penguins and puffins similar?
No. They are polar opposites.
What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
What do you call a fat polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice
Line the hole with peas
When the polar bear bends over to take a pea,
Ya kick it in the icehole!
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea at the edge of the hole. Then you hide. When the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
How do you catch a polar bear?
First, you drill a hole in the ice then line it with peas. When the bear comes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole.
(My daughter's joke actually)
How Do You Catch A Polar Bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes out to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
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