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I made a custom skin in the skindex I didn't upload to the site or download it but I uploaded it straight to Minecraft.net and now it gone and I have no idea how to get it back, any ideas? (Also no I didn't add it to my libarey)
Do your worst!
I thought I was out of the Google world until I used Apple Maps. Searching for a park gave me results in Texas. Searching for my local arena gave me everything except the arena. But what murdered me was my doctor referred me to a specialist who had low reviews. Before sending a portal message asking for a different one I was going to read the reviews. Apple Maps tried parlaying me to Yelp's app. What's the purpose of creating a Yelp account just to probably read 2-3 more sentences per review??? Yelp and Apple couldn't figure out a way to display the reviews and if you want to create one you need an account?
I gotta go back to Google Maps. Everything doesn't have to work for everybody but damn, Apple Maps to me feels like dating a beautiful person with no substance. Give me that person who may know too much for their damn good but gets you from A to B...
(Apple Maps gets such low (dissevering?) respect there's not even a flair for it...)
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
