Genuary Day 4 - "Dissever" reddit.com/gallery/rvw30p
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Raze The Altar ft Ever Dissever - Raze the Altar (never thought of my music as melodeath but a review blog just captioned it as such so I figured I'd post it here! Hope you enjoy!) youtu.be/yo0XsPTBrNw
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He dissever an Oscar
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They dissever an Oscar!
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[Fan Art] Voliik - Dissever
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Dissever the Tyrant - Desolation youtu.be/Ut7YDjccubg
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Dissever The Tyrant - Desolation youtube.com/watch?v=Ut7YD…
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Dissever The Tyrant - Voracity youtube.com/watch?v=I-tPF…
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[kindle] Dissever (Unbinding Fate Book One) by Colee Firman amazon.com/Dissever-Unbin…
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Custom Skin dissevered.

I made a custom skin in the skindex I didn't upload to the site or download it but I uploaded it straight to Minecraft.net and now it gone and I have no idea how to get it back, any ideas? (Also no I didn't add it to my libarey)

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Delusional Parasitosis/Ecchymosis/Dissevered/Bleeding- Scaphism (4​-​Way Split) youtube.com/watch?v=lajJt…
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[Slam] Delusional Parasitosis/Ecchymosis/Dissevered/Bleeding - Scaphism 4 Way Split youtu.be/lajJtpKubRg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngelOfDisease33
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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My biggest gripe with Apple Maps is that it uses Yelp for reviews, but you need a Yelp account to read full reviews

I thought I was out of the Google world until I used Apple Maps. Searching for a park gave me results in Texas. Searching for my local arena gave me everything except the arena. But what murdered me was my doctor referred me to a specialist who had low reviews. Before sending a portal message asking for a different one I was going to read the reviews. Apple Maps tried parlaying me to Yelp's app. What's the purpose of creating a Yelp account just to probably read 2-3 more sentences per review??? Yelp and Apple couldn't figure out a way to display the reviews and if you want to create one you need an account?

I gotta go back to Google Maps. Everything doesn't have to work for everybody but damn, Apple Maps to me feels like dating a beautiful person with no substance. Give me that person who may know too much for their damn good but gets you from A to B...

(Apple Maps gets such low (dissevering?) respect there's not even a flair for it...)

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Delusional Parasitosis / Ecchymosis / Dissevered / Bleeding - Scaphism 4-Way Split [2400x2400]
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Dissevered - Agonized Wails of Disseverment youtu.be/iTNz-2ByX8Y
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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