Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was
she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
What do gamers call doctors who perform C-sections?
A midget stumbles out of the bar...
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
The comments section is amazing
A gem I found in the YouTube comment section
cow puns in the WCGW comment section
Doctor: I’m sorry but I had to remove a section of your colon.
As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
WATT a SHOCKING cOHMment section...
I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
Tesla is really stinking up the business news section..
It's all because of the Musk.
Why are the women in the Trump family called the brass section?
Because they’re Trump-ettes
Police were called to the local grocery store today
A man walked into the produce section and took a leek.
How do whales give birth?
Isreal lit in the comment section
I once read a book about WD-40.
It was in the non-friction section.
Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting “f#ck”, “b#ll&cks”, “w#nker”!
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
What do cats like to read?
Catalogs...my nephew told me this one today and I genuinely chuckled a little.
I had a guy come up to me at the store the other day as I was browsing the candy section and proclaimed "I refuse to eat Werther's originals!" Confused, I asked "Why's that?"
I asked the librarian if she could show me to the self-help section
She said that would defeat the purpose
When the comment section is puntastic
I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
I thought I'd show off a section of our remote property. It's just a click away.
Shit my first turkey this morning.
Scared the daylights out of the people in the frozen food section
The comment section really took off
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?
My pal used to think he was a chocolate orange....
So in the end, we had to have him sectioned.
There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Cross section of the Milky Way
Family: *Walks by otter section at the zoo*
Dad: Where’s the otter one?
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I went to try my new gun at the range, but couldn’t make it work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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