I want a sofa and love seat, my wife wants a sectional. I say. "No way! I don't want any..."
"...sectionally transmitted diseases!"
The College Board announced today that it will be dropping the essay section from the SAT.
It’ll now just be called the T.
Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was
she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
What do gamers call doctors who perform C-sections?
A midget stumbles out of the bar...
Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!
In the M section, right after mist.
Thanks HAI
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
The comments section is amazing
A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
A gem I found in the YouTube comment section
cow puns in the WCGW comment section
Doctor: I’m sorry but I had to remove a section of your colon.
As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...
WATT a SHOCKING cOHMment section...
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A DAD WHEN…
• you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.
• you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure you’ll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.
• you change your car’s oil exactly every 2,000 miles.
• mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.
• you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.
• your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.
Why are the women in the Trump family called the brass section?
Because they’re Trump-ettes
Tesla is really stinking up the business news section..
It's all because of the Musk.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
Isreal lit in the comment section
I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
When the comment section is puntastic
Police were called to the local grocery store today
A man walked into the produce section and took a leek.
I had a guy come up to me at the store the other day as I was browsing the candy section and proclaimed "I refuse to eat Werther's originals!" Confused, I asked "Why's that?"
I thought I'd show off a section of our remote property. It's just a click away.
I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
I asked the librarian if she could show me to the self-help section
She said that would defeat the purpose
The comment section really took off
How do whales give birth?
What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Cross section of the Milky Way
I once read a book about WD-40.
It was in the non-friction section.
Dadjokes are without question the best jokes in the world and let me write why in the comment section.
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
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