Segregate Puns

A list of puns related to "Segregate"

I’ve decided to put an end to color-based segregation in my household...

...however my wife disagrees, and is no longer letting me use the washing machine.

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👤︎ u/Eagle4523
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Ending segregation was a split decision.
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👤︎ u/clit_or_us
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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If a business segregated people by sexual orientation, there would inevitably be a homo-side there.
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👤︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
📅︎ Dec 07 2016
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So my friend asked me where the colored printers in the library where

I told him its 2015, segregation is over and he can use whatever printer he wanted.

I got the groan and he walked away to ask the librarian...

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👤︎ u/JonSnuhhh
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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