What’s the difference between in-laws & out-laws?

Outlaws are wanted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havenotredditt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma’s a pause at the end of a clause.

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What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?

Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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A lot of people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology.

I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsBunnyPants26
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile

Timing...one will see you later and one will see you in just a little while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OH-Beans
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardcoredad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.

Later, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What’s the difference between Jelly and Jam?

I’ve never jelly’d my finger in a door before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakesowdy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What's the difference between prokaryotes and eukaryotes?

Prokaryotes are delivery drivers, eukaryotes are when you pick the food up yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerKenobi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't make a vitamin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmadouShabag
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What’s the difference between a piano glue and a fish

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarymarshmellows
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tune a fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didnt beat cancer

Edit: difference between ME and cancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moose_Winchester
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What’s the difference between politicians and flying pigs?

The letter f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerilishous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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What’s the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?

A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt, Disney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmMoji97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What's the difference between a gymnast jaguar, and a meth-head mountain lion?

One is an acrobatic cat.

The other is a broke, addict cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadrantbiz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What is the difference between Butt and Butte?

One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What is the difference between a teepee and George Michael’s toupee?

One’s a wigwam, one’s a Wham! wig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T33NW01F
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What's the difference between a Shepard and an American Shepard?

The American Shepard barks American.

(Grandad to my son, had him laughing out loud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaHedgehog27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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The difference between your opinion and coffee is....

I asked for coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.

My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?

A radius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angrysandclock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What's the difference between a Rabbit and a Hare?

One is hare-ier than the other!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chashme_Wali
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?

You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French

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What's the biggest difference between male patients in a mental hospital and their female nurses?

They're nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisesplin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What's the difference between rockets and an empty plate at an English cream tea?

One has nose cones and the other has no scones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLifeOfRyanB
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Know the difference
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatohead657
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

One takes fourtoes the other five toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ByDeleted
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What's the difference between a tent and a canopy?

Tents don't come in a can

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What's the difference between a boy clock and a girl clock?

A boy clock goes "tick tock, tick tock, tick tock" and a girl clock just tocks...and tocks...and tocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv242
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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What’s the difference between a lousy trashy stand up comedian, and a father making jokes about pens?

One is bad at telling dick jokes, the other is dad at telling Bic jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParticleDetector
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What’s the difference between milk and yogurt?

Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futch1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What's the difference...

Between an Bouncy Australian Marsupial and a Geordie stuck in a coal mine? . . . . ...one's a Kangaroo the other is a Kangeroot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designerwookie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef!

>!Not everyone can pea (pee) soup!!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/physco219
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Possible_Decent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skrued
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is heavy one is a little lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/champion-13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What’s the difference between being here and being there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later. The other will see you after while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frigatedoc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What is the difference betwen a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabahoe
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IHateZucchinis
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