Whatβs the difference between in-laws & out-laws?
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Whatβs the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a commaβs a pause at the end of a clause.
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︎ May 06 2021
Whatβs the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
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A lot of people canβt tell the difference between entomology and etymology.
I canβt find the words for how much this bugs me.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile
Timing...one will see you later and one will see you in just a little while.
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︎ May 01 2021
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I donβt know and I donβt care.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Whatβs the difference between Jelly and Jam?
Iβve never jellyβd my finger in a door before
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What's the difference between prokaryotes and eukaryotes?
Prokaryotes are delivery drivers, eukaryotes are when you pick the food up yourself.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can't make a vitamin.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Whatβs the difference between a piano glue and a fish
You can tune a piano but you canβt tuna fish
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
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︎ May 07 2021
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didnt beat cancer
Edit: difference between ME and cancer
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Whatβs the difference between politicians and flying pigs?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Whatβs the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt, Disney
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What's the difference between a gymnast jaguar, and a meth-head mountain lion?
One is an acrobatic cat.
The other is a broke, addict cat.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What is the difference between Butt and Butte?
One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What is the difference between a teepee and George Michaelβs toupee?
Oneβs a wigwam, oneβs a Wham! wig.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What's the difference between a Shepard and an American Shepard?
The American Shepard barks American.
(Grandad to my son, had him laughing out loud)
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︎ Apr 30 2021
The difference between your opinion and coffee is....
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
What's the difference between a Rabbit and a Hare?
One is hare-ier than the other!
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What's the biggest difference between male patients in a mental hospital and their female nurses?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What's the difference between rockets and an empty plate at an English cream tea?
One has nose cones and the other has no scones.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Know the difference
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What's the difference between a sock and a camera?
One takes fourtoes the other five toes.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What's the difference between a tent and a canopy?
Tents don't come in a can
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︎ May 06 2021
What's the difference between a boy clock and a girl clock?
A boy clock goes "tick tock, tick tock, tick tock" and a girl clock just tocks...and tocks...and tocks.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Whatβs the difference between a lousy trashy stand up comedian, and a father making jokes about pens?
One is bad at telling dick jokes, the other is dad at telling Bic jokes.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Whatβs the difference between milk and yogurt?
Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What's the difference...
Between an Bouncy Australian Marsupial and a Geordie stuck in a coal mine?
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...one's a Kangaroo the other is a Kangeroot.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
>!Not everyone can pea (pee) soup!!<
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︎ Apr 16 2021
what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Whatβs the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is heavy one is a little lighter.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Whatβs the difference between being here and being there?
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︎ May 03 2021
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One will see you later. The other will see you after while
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What is the difference betwen a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito
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︎ May 02 2021
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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