What is the difference between a outlaw and a in-law?
What is the difference between a man in a tuxedo riding a bicycle and a bum on a tricycle?
What's the difference between a poke in the eye and a poke in the hive?
One makes you see bad, the other makes a bee sad.
What's the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don't like the flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do
How can you tell the difference between flowers that bloom in the day and flowers that bloom in the night?
The difference is day and night.
At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.
I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.
So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.
What is the difference between a person who works in landscaping and someone who collects coffee?
One is a groundskeeper while the other is a grounds keeper
I see no difference (original in comments)
In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
When I was in high school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
Now I realize it was just a phase.
If there was a big enough difference in the size of my shoulders, you know what that would be?
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man in on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle
What’s the difference between a man in a suit on a bicycle and and man in shorts and a T-shirt on a unicycle?
What do you call a accident that made a big difference in mommy and I’s life...
I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
What’s the difference between a lion with a thorn in its paw and a rainy day?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
What's the difference in a duck descending towards land vs a duck descending towards water?
One is going to land on land, but the other won't water on water.
...
The difference between being under the moonlight and out in the sun...
What's the difference between a steak in space and a steak on Earth?
Preference for taking either the elevator or escalator is based on a difference in upbringing.
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted!
(while it may be fair to say this isn't exactly a "dad" joke, I feel like it is a joke for dads (or moms), since they all know what I'm talking about.)
"What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" asked my son. "Ravens have seventeen wing feathers with the end feather called a pinion, in contrast to crows having only sixteen wing feathers." I answered.
I continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."
I just found out the difference between candy in the US and candy in Sweden
Candy here (US) is sweet, while candy over there is sweet-ish.
What's the difference between medical marijuana and an old coffee container with urine in it?
One is cannabis. The other is a can of piss.
What’s the difference between terrorist and mother in law?
With the terrorist you can negotiate
What's the difference between a man in a tux on a unicycle, and a man wearing jeans on a bicycle?
What is the difference between people in Abu Dhabi and people in Lebanon?
People in Lebanon do not like the Flintstones, while people in Abu Dhabi do.
What's the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws
You know the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and Outlaws?
What's the difference between someone who works in landscaping and someone who steals from a coffee shop?
One is a groundskeeper, while the other is a grounds keeper.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
What's the difference between and out law and an in law?
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
Whats the difference between people who live in Dubai and people who live in Abu Dabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, whereas people from Abu Dabi do.
What is the difference between and in-laws and outlaws?
Whats the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dabi?
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones but people in Abu Dabidoooooooooo!
What’s the difference between a man in a tuxedo on a bike and a homeless man on a unicycle?
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
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