Anne-other pun with a name.
You thought other puns were bad?
so i saw some other puns like this and decided to make one myself. Enjoy :)
You thought other puns were bad? wait until you (sorry I dunno how to add text to images and i'm new to reddit)
You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine
I appreciate the red-it logo for this subreddit, but with all the other puns here...
It seems as if they blue it.
[META] can the sidebar link to other pun-related subreddits, e.g. /r/punny?
Would be nice, it was a long time before I happuned to find /r/punny and I'm sure that there are a lot of others that I don't know about. Also /r/TomSwifties.
In the spirit of sharing our kids attempts at dad jokes,
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
Buddy of mine brought me a late Christmas present at work today
He and I are constantly messaging/texting each other puns/dad jokes all the time, so he decided to take it up a notch for Christmas: http://i.imgur.com/adLQdap.jpg
EDIT: The bag is sugar by the way. Guess who's bringing in lemonade after the weekend.
Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
“We gotta start getting some support around here or people are gonna think we’re nuts”
Text message conversation with my dad the other day, where I out-dadded him.
Dad: Give me your best knock knock joke. Or jokes. Do it when you can no rush.
Me: Does it have to be a knock knock joke or can it be any joke?
Dad: Knock Knock.
Me: Who’s there?
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
How do you call a country where everyone discriminates each other?
One hat says to the other,
"You wait here, I’ll go on a head."
None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
What do two German bakers say when the see each other?
My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.
Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.
Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.
The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick
She still isn't talking to me
I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
Me looking like “other Theresa”.
Was driving by the prison the other night when I saw a midget climbing down from a window.
I said to myself, that’s a little condescending
I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day.
Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late.
That sail has shipped.
What did one dog say to the other dog?
Bork Bork Bork
Itd be funnier if you were a dog, trust me
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. “First offender?” the judge asked.
“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”
When my parents would go to the bar, my dad would always carry his drink to the table in his left hand and my mother’s in the other. I finally asked him why...
And he said, “Because your mother is always right.”
My two sons were throwing scrabble pieces at each other.
My wife said, "It's all fun until someone loses an "I".
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Don’t blame others for the road that you’re on
Two snowmen in a field... One says to the other...
Scientists have realised that trees have a way of communicating with each other...
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....
"It's a little bit runny".
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I reassured him, "Don't be silly!"
"Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
I met up with a couple mushrooms the other day
They where some pretty fun-gis
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, “Are you sure?”
What did the kernel of corn say to the other after they sealed the deal?
“I guess it’s kettled then!”
What did one chandelier say to the other?
I have friends in the high places.
I make Christmas wreaths for a living. So I decided I would make one out of 100 dollar bills the other day.
I call it a wreath of Franklin.
So the police locked up a toddler the other day
Turns out he was resisting a rest
Don’t blame others for the road you’re on...
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