My wife said, "Isn't it strange how little people change?"
Now I'm thinking, "Do dwarves put on clothes differently to the rest of us. "
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I have had a very strange day.
First I find a hat full of money then I get chased by an angry dude with a guitar.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What's another word for strange sounds?
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︎ May 02 2021
An alien is strange.
A random person is stranger.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I once met a girl with 12 breasts. It sounds strange...
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︎ Jan 17 2021
My friend told me he once met a lady with twelve breasts. "Sounds strange," I had to tell him....
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︎ Feb 26 2021
How do you make strange bread?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Doctor: "How strange, your DNA is back to front."
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︎ Jan 28 2021
You know, 5 is very strange
As a number it's quite odd
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︎ Dec 24 2020
This is a little Strange.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I find it strange that reckless drivers...
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I had a strange dream last night that I was a muffler.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Strange it seems, Alan Turning
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
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︎ Sep 15 2019
It may sound strange, but my fingers are my most reliable body part...
I can always count on them
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︎ Jul 18 2020
My strange friend always baits his hooks with okra when fly fishing...
He's really into podcasting!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on DVD, but I declined.
I had Stranger Things to watch.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
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︎ Jun 09 2020
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
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︎ Oct 12 2019
Strange times are a pawn us
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︎ May 01 2020
Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?
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All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
There are historical accounts of Attila and his army seeing strange otherworldly ships hovering over the battlefields.
These were Hun Identified Flying Objects.
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︎ May 28 2020
Why donβt Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?
Because thereβs no honor amongst Steves.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
This sign is strange but I canβt put my finger on it
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Some strange person dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step this morning.
I donβt know what to make of it.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Mom: Why is their a strange baby in the crib?
Dad: You told me to change the baby.
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︎ Jul 21 2018
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and our fridge is full of strange stuff.
Itβs enough to make a mango crazy.
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︎ Apr 18 2018
This tree has strange looking bear-ies
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︎ Jun 28 2019
If there's something strange, in your neighbourhood...
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︎ Jul 27 2017
A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied
You're really testing my patients.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
I saw a strange picket line on the way home today. The workers were carrying signs saying "WE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEYβ
Then I noticed they were outside the mint.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I met a strange man the other day really trying to sell me the health benefits of inhaling helium.
He spoke very highly off it.
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︎ Nov 07 2018
Greek philosophers have strange names
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︎ Jan 20 2019
I'm so mad right now. I was gonna buy a Doctor Strange Funko Pop...
But I accidentally bought the Wong one
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︎ Jul 23 2019
I've been trying to get with a strange woman who lives in a Motel but she's playing hard to get.
Everytime I knock on her door she won't let me Inn.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, βIβve always wanted to get a manatee.β
I said, βThank you very much, Iβll have it with milk and two sugars please.β
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︎ Jun 04 2018
My favourite MCU character is Dr. Strange
He has some very good CAPEabilities.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
I had a strange dream that a pill turned me into a cat.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
My daughter screeched, βdad, you havenβt listed to one word Iβve said, have you!?β What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Do you know what's so strange. The word vacuum
It's the only word with a double u in it
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︎ Aug 12 2019
I have had a very strange day.
First I find a hat full of money then I chased by some angry guy with a guitar!!!
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Me: I me this girl with a dozen breasts My friend: that sounds strange...
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
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︎ May 16 2019
What a strange morning. First I find a hat full of money in the street and then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!
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︎ Jul 09 2019
My wife asked me whether I want to watch Dr. Strange on Netflix.
I told her no. I had Stranger Things to watch.
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︎ Sep 17 2018
My wife asked if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on Netflix.
I said, βNo. I have Stranger Things to watch.β
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︎ Mar 01 2019
It's been a bit of a strange day...
...First I found a hat full of money...Then I got chased down the road by an angry man with a guitar?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
It has been a bit of a strange day today... First of all I found a hat full of money in our local High Street,
then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar!
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︎ Oct 06 2019
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