Doctor: "How strange, your DNA is back to front."
Me: "AND!!"
A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied
You're really testing my patients.
I'm so mad right now. I was gonna buy a Doctor Strange Funko Pop...
But I accidentally bought the Wong one
lettuce see the problem
A man goes to see his doctor because he has a lettuce leaf sticking out of his ear.
"Hmmm," the doctor says, "that's strange."
The guy replies, "I know. And that's just the tip of the iceberg."
What do you get when you have sex with a female physician?
Doctor Strange
I was handing the wife a copy of Entertainment Weekly...
..and I said "this is Strange.."
I told my dad about this subreddit. He didn't disappoint
A: I just went to the doctor today. B: Why? A: Well, the problem is that I can't seem to fall asleep after I drink coffee. B: Strange, it's exactly the opposite for me. I can't seem to drink coffee while I'm sleeping.
