10 Hilarious Benedict Cumberbatch Puns

Benedict Cumberbatch got tired of all the jokes on his name and changed it to Benedict Batch

He is now unencumbered.

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👤︎ u/Vote4Hitler

📅︎ Jan 26 2021

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Benedict Cumberbatch was constipated once.

No shit, Sherlock.

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👤︎ u/buttsecks42069

📅︎ Feb 28 2019

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Benedict Cumberbatch should name his child "Queue"

Cucumber Batch.

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👤︎ u/iDontDoThisMuch

📅︎ Dec 30 2015

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Benedict Cumberbatch announces that his baby boy doesn't need his nappy changed, his wife replies...

'no shit, Sherlock'

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👤︎ u/NuclearSpy

📅︎ Jun 14 2015

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A pinguin decided to cancel his wedding last minute.

I guess he got cold feet.

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👤︎ u/DontReplyToMePlz

📅︎ Jan 26 2021

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Picture Perfect Puns

Ancient Scot Richard's Warriors: Dick's Picts

Loki - Trick pics (from my brother)

Pictures of an Adam Sandler movie: "Click" pics.

Pictures of a Kaitlin Olson character: The Mick's pics

Screenahots of these comments: Wit pics

Leaky faucet: drip pics

X1 Cumberbatch photos: Benedict pics

X2 Pope photos: Benedict pics (also works)

X3 Turncoat snaps: Benedict pics

X4 "Wong" image: Benedict pics

Legal command: Writ pics

Pictures of twigs: Stick pics

A Christmas Story scene: lick pics

Pictures of a Winter Saint: Nick pics

Syringe photos: prick pics (from a friend)

Sporting goods store images: Dick's pics.

Dan Harmon cartoon character: Rick's pics.

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👤︎ u/AndySkibba

📅︎ Feb 18 2021

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My daughter is 14 and dating. Her boyfriend’s name is Braden, I think..so I just use any B name that comes to mind to annoy her. Braden, Brody, Bradley, Brandon, Bruce, Bryce, etc. Looking for more suggestions! I also talk gangster to her all the time to get her going. Being a ‘Dad Joke’ Dad is fun!

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👤︎ u/Lachrondizzle23

📅︎ Jan 31 2019

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If celebrities were types of wood

Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)

Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)

Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)

Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)

Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)

Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)

Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)

Russel Branch (Russel Brand)

Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)

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👤︎ u/HeardyJunior2110

📅︎ Aug 23 2019

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About the newest Microsoft patch

Microsoft confirms that there's an issue with their most recent patch: it can corrupt Windows installations. A Microsoft developer by the name of Benedict [Last name withheld due to reddit rules] admitted that the code he wrote was faulty and could lead to corruption of some system files. However, Microsoft still recommends downloading the patch, since these cases are rare, and a tool that repairs affected installations will be available by tomorrow, and can easily be downloaded, since the faulty patch doesn't break any Internet features. Microsoft estimates that only 0.002% of Windows installations will be affected, and that on all other PCs, the patch does fix the bug it addresses. Although some sources on the net claim otherwise, Microsoft states that...

Benedict's Blunder Patch is low-key.

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👤︎ u/hypervelocityvomit

📅︎ Sep 23 2015

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Heard a dad joke on NPR.

Apparently, Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged. NPR reported that he's no longer a Cumberbachelor.

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👤︎ u/membersonlyjacket01

📅︎ Nov 06 2014

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