I finally got around to reading that Stephen Hawking book!

It's about time!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2020
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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. . .

Nah, just kidding

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leooof321dax
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LegendaryLordy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2018
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Steven Hawking made lots of discoveries

He must have always been speechless

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dankpenguin69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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Stephen Hawking was from the UK

But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdventClobe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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I told my son I was named after Stephen Hawking

Son: β€œBut dad, your name is John.”

Me: β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ATOMMANIPULATOR
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2019
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Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?

The walking dad

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sebicoroian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2019
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Stephen Hawking
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MollysYes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2018
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If I ever lose my voice I want to have the Stephen Hawking voice modulator.

I’ve always wanted to speak intelligently.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2019
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It took me forever, but I finally finished Steven Hawking’s book.

It’s about time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2018
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Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.

He disabled his pop-up blocker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2019
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What is it called when Einstein, Carl Sagan, and Stephen Hawking masturbate?

A stroke of genius.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2017
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Stephen Hawking is actually pretty funny..

But I don't think he could do standup.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/k-smackerel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2015
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What are Stephen Hawking's favorite fruit?

Cherries.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MashdPotatoJohnson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2015
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Why is Stephen Hawking regarded as the smartest man ever?

He can never stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/b0ner_Champ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2016
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Did you hear Stephen Hawking is writing a new book on the 4th dimension?

It's about time!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oddly_Specific
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2016
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I finally got around to reading that Stephen hawking book.

It’s about time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ghandee
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