War Hawk Puns

Theyre being super safe with the repelling and have people holding the bottom of the ropes. It got me thinking how many people it would take to win a tug of war with a black hawk

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4K

Alien Covenant (iTunes ports to MA in 4K) - $4

Annihilation (iTunes) - $4

Atomic Blonde (iTunes, ports to MA 4K) - $4

A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood - $5

Black Hawk Down - $6

The Girl On The Train (iTunes, ports to MA in 4K) - $4

The Incredible Hulk [MCU/2008 film] - $5

Justice Society World War II - $8

Logan (iTunes, ports to MA in 4K) - $4.50

Logan Lucky (iTunes, ports to MA in 4K) - $4

The Mauritanian (iTunes, not sure if ports) - $8

The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (iTunes, ports to MA in 4K) - $4

Snow White & The Huntsman (iTunes, ports to MA in 4K) - $4

HD

15:17 To Paris - $2

About A Boy - $2

Amy [2015 documentary] (Vudu, FN) - $3.50

Argo - $2

Atonement - $2

Avengers: Endgame (GP split, ports to MA) - $1.50

Birdman - $3.50

Black Panther (GP split, ports to MA) - $1.50

Clueless (iTunes, Vudu, FN) - $3.50

Crimson Peak (iTunes, ports to MA) - $3.50

The Dark Knight Rises - $2

Dark Waters - $3.50

Doctor Strange (GP, ports to MA) - $3

Edward Scissorhands (GP, ports to MA) - $3

The Gift (iTunes, ports to MA) - $3

Hangover 2 - $2

The Imitation Game (Vudu, FN) - $3

It's Kind Of A Funny Story - $2

Jason Bourne - $2

Judas And The Black Messiah - $7.50

The Little Things - $6.50

Magic Mike XXL - $2

Mean Girls (iTunes, Vudu, FN) - $3.50

Midnight Special - $3

Milk - $2

Nocturnal Animals (iTunes, ports to MA) - $3

Notting Hill - $2

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (GP split, ports to MA) - $2

Savage

Kreese- Palpatine : The leader manipulator, mastermind. A no-brainer. Someone who always knew who they wanted at their side. Kreese knew Hawk or Miguel weren't it, like Sidious knew Maul and Grievous weren't the target. But as Palpatine wanted Anakin, Kreese's true target was Robby.

Hawk-Darth Maul: Strong and aggressive. But he was never meant to be a true visionary, a leader. Hawk was not a commander-type. He was just a vicious attack dog. He was ferocious enough,  but there was still something missing. Something that separated the good fighters from the truly great ones. Just like Maul couldn't be someone like Vader. 

Miguel-General Grievous: Like GG, Miguel was a great fighter. He had the discipline/brain to be great. Just like Grievous' lack of force ability that prevented him from being a true Sith, Miguel was fundamentally lacking in that fire inside of him that prevented him from ever being a true Cobra. He just never had that natural anger/ferocity. Things had to happen to him, like personal events/alcohol, for him to show a glimpse but it never came within him. He never had that spark.

Robby-Darth Vader: Couldn't fit any more perfectly. Like Anakin, Robby  has the intelligence, rage, discipline, and potential to become the best. Both came from a life of hardship, living with a single mother. Like Anakin who started out as a Jedi but became a Sith, Robby was trained in Miyagi-Do but came to Cobra Kai, but their true nature had always conflicted with the side of...'good'. Another similarity lies in that Kreese/Palpatine have been wanting to take them under their wing for a long time. Both have the ability of leadership as well. Now Robby is home.

The windows began to shudder. The sounds of glass shaking and trembling filled the small country home, a pane broke in the kitchen. Ma grabbed her young child and ran to the old tornado shelter, but this wasnt a tornado....

Pa grabbed his pitchfork, he had to protect them. He saw the dust cloud on the horizon as it approached him. Thousands, no, millions of white boys and white tomboys approached him. Riding on skateboards depicting all sorts of grotesque white people art. Green monsters with their tongues sticking out of their mouths, or grim reapers standing amongst abstract boxes. The sounds of rolling wheels and ball bearing grew louder, as the tinkling of nose and lip piercings, like bells beckoning the apocalypse. They had tattoos, but not too many as to make one mistake their skin color, this is a race war after all.

Pa readied his pitchfork as they neared, stabbing and slashing, hearing the vicious squeals and screams of angsty teens as they died to his prongs. Snapping at his shins. He was lucky they were not as a collective. Just lone skaters congragating around, something...

They curse at each other and him, but he didnt let up, he could make it, and he would open the tornado shelter to let his wife and child out. And they would embrace, safe once again. He turned to find his next foe, but there would no skaters around, were they gone? No... he was just in the eye of the storm, and standing there with him.....

The sounds began to recede, Ma still held her child, hoping her boyfriend was okay. She heard faint footsteps by the shelter door. Good, hes back, hes safe. She quieted a sob of relief, she had to be brave. She approached the doors as she heard the lock open. Covering her eyes, she couldnt see through the sudden light. A movement like a flash caught her eye, and she felt a tug on her shoulder. Looking down she saw her arm was missing. She turned slowly, the arm was pinned against the wall, a skateboard, still quivering was stuck, half its length buried in the wood. She turned quickly as shock started to wear off. In the entrance stood a gangly looking white boy. He had blonde haare and a slight tan. He wore a loose t-shirt and cargo shorts, and carried around a dozen skateboards on his back.

He smiled, "nice to see you" he said as he grabbed a new deck. He spun it in his hand, twirling it around, behind his back, thrown over his shoulder, twirling it more before he flicked it, and the world went dark for Ma.

The child did not cry or