My friend did guerrilla interviews yesterday while job hunting.
I told her not to worry because the hiring process is a lot of monkey business anyway.
What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?
Guerrilla TicTacs.
The new Godzilla Vs. Kong trailer says that Kong and Godzilla are at war...
Does that mean Kong might use... guerrilla warfare?
dad said this at Rise of the Apes last night
During the charge scene he leans in and says
"Talk about guerrilla warfare"
Monkeys and dad jokes: an exquisite combination
In my biology class not too long ago, we covered a mini unit on invasive species. One of my classmates was giving a presentation on an invasive monkey species, explaining how it is very aggressive in nature and has been known to attack people and other animals in small groups. After hearing this, I couldn't help but raise my hand and pose the question: "So you could say these monkeys use guerrilla warfare?". Almost the entire class groaned simultaneously. It was glorious.
