"Fellow Spearman, why must you hold your spear in such an irregular stance?"

But then it hit them why he was holding it in a overhand grip.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheTaminus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I want to help people spell diarrhea correctly.

Prevent irregular vowel movement.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KidDene
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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I told my dad I joke I came across on Reddit-. Doctor: We're going to have to remove your colon. Me Why? He responded with:

As long. as it doesn't. give. you irregular. periods.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/7in7
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I like my women like I like my fish.

Irregular plural.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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My sister said she felt so lousy yesterday, she stood in bed all day

I told her if she felt that bad, she should have laid down in bed all day.

Note: I have no idea if using "stood" for an irregular past tense of "stay" is a regional thing or what, but I've been hearing it my whole life. (I'm in Brooklyn.)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xwhy
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