Except rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
Because the pregnant one has two horsepower.
..so we stopped and went home.
Because buffalo chicken is harder to catch.
When it becomes apparent.
I never expected to see pair a normal beings when I started studying alien aircraft, you follow, G?
I said yes, you do it twice a year.
Thank you I’ll see myself out
She's a real mathemachicken!
He always says, "you know the drill!"
Because they are G-I-ants
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
I told him, "well, this time, you should."
A perish-ute
It's a gross waste of resources.
Itll be only inside jokes from now
People regularly consider us as fishy
My job is transporting envelopes and packages from place to place, but I'm not sure I want to make it a courier.
Just from the first sentence, I knew he meant business.
that can't remember the lyrics?
A common tater.
It's pretty easy and it won't hurt one bit.
A regular bard-ershop quartet.
Because actions speak louder than words.
So I figure this is a regular occurrence for people, and idk if anyone's posted about it before (if so my bad), but y'all ever get real worked up about gnats?
Like,
- It's not a mosquit-hoe.
- Still wants to bug me anyway.
- Can't call 911, so who do you call? S.W.A.T.?
- You can slap your knees as much as you want but it doesn't get any funnier.
- You might wonder if the gnat's a bit buzzed.
Sorry if these puns are so bad they fly over your head. Sometimes you just gotta wing it. 😉
Boo-bees.
Rüdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "Rüdoff det røde", meaning "the red".
After years of wars, and regular battles, Rüdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.
One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but Rüdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars
"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.
He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:
Rüdoff The Red knows rain, dear.
A roux teen.
the joke just left me scratching my head.
Regular workers must wear small face shields, while Managers get to use the super-visors.
The flavor.
A seasoned offender.
Oh, just a regular old potato.
The nurse asked "do you have an appointment?"
"Yes," I replied.
"Which doctor?"
"No, he's a regular doctor."
I could tell he was lye-ing.
A Christmas alphabet has Noel!
Merry Christmas, one and all!
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
“No, Fred, nice to meet you”
Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.
When it becomes apparent...
When the punchline becomes apparent.
