A list of puns related to "Normality"
Just in case thereβs a salad dressing
I'm hugry
Larry replies, βGod and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so Heβs fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When Iβm done, poof! The light goes off.β
βWow, thatβs incredible,β the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larryβs wife.
βBonnie,β he says, βLarry is doing fine! But I had to call you because Iβm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when heβs done, poof, the light goes off?β
βOh sweet Jesusβ, exclaims Bonnie. βHeβs peeing in the refrigerator again!β
The one for children has baby teeth
Shear size
Creepy white vans.
They have been stepped on for far too long.
Son: No I donβt like ghosts.
July-ed!
Me: uh, when?
Son: When itβs apparent.
They're fairyfocals.
But when I do. They laugh.
Itβs helicopt-air
but he's still making fun of me
He did a lovely job of the landing.
So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.
And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".
What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.
β¦to make hens meet.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Nothing jumped out at me.
a Commontater.
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."
He must have been having a bad har day.
That was a rough day.
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
That's basically it.
Yes, itβs parkour the force.
O I C U R
I never expected to see pair a normal beings when I started studying alien aircraft, you follow, G?
I'll be going as a Casualty
So we got him a colloquial implant.
Normally I don't go because I can't afford it.
Normal back: Degenerates over time Suspect vertebra Makes life beyond 30 a living hell
Backstreets back: Alright
I recommend a pair a normal jeans.
Itβs back to normal.
(Courtesy the late Mitch Hedberg)
the Supreme Court has been more Ruthless than normal?
Just five more minutes.
Just in case there's a salad dressing
JULYED!
But when I do he laughs
but he's still making fun of me.
But heβs not buying it.
In fact, heβs still making fun of me.
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