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My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.
When my doctor told me I had a deviated septum, I asked him how different it was from the average.
"Standard deviation", he replied.
Where are average items made?
Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...
I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!
Somebody just called me average.
On average how much should you spend on a bottle of wine ?
Oooooh!! About 10 minutes.
My math teacher called me average...
What do you call a TV dinner that's average at best?
What do you call a factory that makes average products?
It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries
They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"
I was arguing with my dad about how median is the best average.
He just doesn't agree with me. I think he is a very mean person.
I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.
He was sailing on the seven C’s
What do you call an average curd?
I was trying to give my son a lesson on averages the other day,
He stood up halfway through and said "Dad, I really don't know what you mean."
I’ve finally found a place to work where I can just be average...
Why did the average statistics get detention?
Because it was very Mean Data!
Half the people you know are below average.
I know the math is correct, but that’s just mean.
Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?
Because an average house cannot jump!
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours a day. It’s the same with humans under quarantine.
That’s why it’s called a “Pandemic”.
I think i know why people always get angry if you call them average.
Because it is a mean thing to do.
Why did the socialist kill all the average workers at his factory?
He wanted to cease the means of production
A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American
Has one breast and one testicle.
A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:
What does the mean mean mean?
I hate being average sized
My shirts always try to contact ghosts
Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.
I got mad when my teacher told me I was an average student.
It was just a mean thing to say.
My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable are your averages.
The N’s justify the means.
Normal is just the same as average...
So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.
And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".
What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.
What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up?
I've noticed that a lot of math teachers don't want to be mean...
They strive to be above average.
The average person isn't nice to other people.
My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...
Where are average things made?
The average person is really mean
My math teacher called me average
My son's math teacher called him average
Where are average things made?
Why shouldn't you call anyone average
Where are average things made?
Where do they make average things?
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
Where are average products made?
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