Breader than your average pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikenzeejai
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These are note your average puns. Samsung makes a 4 minute ad about their new Galaxy Note 4. And they did note make fun of a single other phone androidauthority.com/note…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kintamanate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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My math teacher called me average...

How mean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayZGatsby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries

They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmazinBacon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.

He was sailing on the seven C’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I was arguing with my dad about how median is the best average.

He just doesn't agree with me. I think he is a very mean person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I was trying to give my son a lesson on averages the other day,

He stood up halfway through and said "Dad, I really don't know what you mean."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobletGoblet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why did the average statistics get detention?

Because it was very Mean Data!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I’ve finally found a place to work where I can just be average...

It’s a satis-factory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OutlawRugby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?

Because an average house cannot jump!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving

No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call an average comic?

A co-median

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Half the people you know are below average.

I know the math is correct, but that’s just mean.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why did the socialist kill all the average workers at his factory?

He wanted to cease the means of production

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I think i know why people always get angry if you call them average.

Because it is a mean thing to do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makr02
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I hate being average sized

My shirts always try to contact ghosts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoadhouseRocco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:

What does the mean mean mean?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours a day. It’s the same with humans under quarantine.

That’s why it’s called a β€œPandemic”.

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A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American

Has one breast and one testicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ronvonjones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Where are average things made?

The satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WRDIV
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Normal is just the same as average...

So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.

And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".

What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Her: Be mean to me. [heart eyes emoji] Him: You're average.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Houseofbluelight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I got mad when my teacher told me I was an average student.

It was just a mean thing to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dah_uja2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.

She's a mean girl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noinks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What is the average lenght of a dad joke?

Depends on their age

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragon_owns_a_cat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Dad jokes are all average...

Cos they're all par jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikeratchet
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Some girl just tried to chat me up by telling me how much potassium, on average, is in a banana.

I just sat there like, K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paramedork
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Apparently everyone is offended by average jokes

Cos they're just too mean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikeratchet
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to β€œDon’t stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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The average person isn't nice to other people.

Please don't be mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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A Thomson’s Gazelle can jump higher than the average house

It can do this due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that an average house cannot jump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xander725
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Most average
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Did you know that the Average African Leopard can jump higher than a stop sign?

This is because as far as I know stop signs can’t jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Cyberostrich_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Why can an average person never lie?

They always mean everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mush_Tilly
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Me (at the numbers store): β€œCan I please purchase all of these averages?”

Clerk: β€œSure, buy all means”

Admittedly a median joke, at best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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If someone says they have a mean headache, isn't it just an average one?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AeroDelta95
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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How much should the average Englishman weigh?

One Briton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSpicyBunghole
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What should you call an average potato?

A commen-tator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What do you call an average ogre?

Mediogre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivraj234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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The average person is really mean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/o0oo00oo0o
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why shouldn't you call anyone average

Because it's mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My math teacher called me average

How mean is that ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Where are average things made?

In a satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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My son's math teacher called him average

I just think he's mean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huhmanrawx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Where do they make average things?

The Satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Where are average products made?

In the satisfactory.

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