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My math teacher called me average...
It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries
They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"
I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.
He was sailing on the seven C’s
I was arguing with my dad about how median is the best average.
He just doesn't agree with me. I think he is a very mean person.
I was trying to give my son a lesson on averages the other day,
He stood up halfway through and said "Dad, I really don't know what you mean."
Why did the average statistics get detention?
Because it was very Mean Data!
I’ve finally found a place to work where I can just be average...
Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?
Because an average house cannot jump!
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
What do you call an average comic?
Half the people you know are below average.
I know the math is correct, but that’s just mean.
Why did the socialist kill all the average workers at his factory?
He wanted to cease the means of production
I think i know why people always get angry if you call them average.
Because it is a mean thing to do.
I hate being average sized
My shirts always try to contact ghosts
A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:
What does the mean mean mean?
On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours a day. It’s the same with humans under quarantine.
That’s why it’s called a “Pandemic”.
A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American
Has one breast and one testicle.
Where are average things made?
Normal is just the same as average...
So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.
And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".
What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.
Her: Be mean to me. [heart eyes emoji] Him: You're average.
I got mad when my teacher told me I was an average student.
It was just a mean thing to say.
Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.
What is the average lenght of a dad joke?
Dad jokes are all average...
Cos they're all par jokes.
Some girl just tried to chat me up by telling me how much potassium, on average, is in a banana.
I just sat there like, K.
Apparently everyone is offended by average jokes
Cos they're just too mean
Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t stop Believing”.
It was an unexpected Journey.
The average person isn't nice to other people.
A Thomson’s Gazelle can jump higher than the average house
It can do this due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that an average house cannot jump
Did you know that the Average African Leopard can jump higher than a stop sign?
This is because as far as I know stop signs can’t jump.
Why can an average person never lie?
They always mean everything.
Me (at the numbers store): “Can I please purchase all of these averages?”
Clerk: “Sure, buy all means”
Admittedly a median joke, at best.
If someone says they have a mean headache, isn't it just an average one?
How much should the average Englishman weigh?
What should you call an average potato?
What do you call an average ogre?
My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...
The average person is really mean
Why shouldn't you call anyone average
My math teacher called me average
Where are average things made?
My son's math teacher called him average
Where do they make average things?
Where are average products made?
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