Because it has make up exams.
Me: "Are you roaring at me or is that a Lego monster?"
Her: "Its me."
Me: "Why are you roaring at me?"
Her: "Because I'm Aurora!"
My five year old daughter, everyone. She came up with that on her own. I've never felt more proud!
saved by the Belle
Purrfection
My job is pretty nuts
was unpresidented.
She's the new Miss Stake.
It was just a Lye
Beauty is, after all, in the eye of the bee holder
May end up being a Miss Steak...
A mirror
Unlike the bee, which is in his hand.
Because she's a Southern Belle
... eye brows.
...because you shouldn't put metric prefixes on Troy units.
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
Rests in the βoyβ of the beholder.
The South Africa beauty pageant had 10 finalists: 9 black girls, and 1 white girl: Anna.
While Anna was beautiful in her own right, she paled in comparison to the other contestants.
We just couldn't make up.
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
Oh wait these are wasps
The No Belle prize
... then smoke is always in your eye.
There was a spread of meats and salads for dinner, and above the table was a light that was flickering - giving off a strobe effect.
To which the person behind me casually remarks under his breath; βHmm, donβt mind me a bit of seizure saladβ.
I thought it was great. No one else seemed to appreciate it.
Each time we drive by the beauty school I attempt a dad joke. Here are some of my favorites.
I wonder how often they use highlighters in their coursework.
Do you think they have extension courses?
Students are dying to get out of there.
Does every teacher allow makeup work?
You know, they're doing the opposite of filing for unemployment.
I wonder how often they change the locks in there?
Do you think cutting class is a requirement?
Does each student have a permanent record?
Do my puns make you want to curl up and dye?
She was pretty in tents!
Unpresidented.
