My mom just called me Eminem because my Christmas presents were so beautiful...

I guess I'm a wrap god.

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📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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My 3yo daughter is ready to be a dad...

My daughter was happily singing "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" in the bath, for 'tis the season. My wife returned home and from downstairs called "I can hear some beautiful singing from somewhere!"

Me: "Yes, I think we have a siren in the bath!"

Daughter, without skipping a beat: "Nee naa, nee naa, nee naa!"

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📅︎ Dec 10 2014
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