I wrote a story about a mundane, not-so-hideous monster.

My publisher said it was a mediogre work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troy_lc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I found out why Monday’s are so bad

They are so mundane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCAR-HAMR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Don't tell my dad you're thirsty...

Victim: "I'm thirsty" Dad: "Hi thirsty, I'm Friday, come over Saturday and we'll have a Sunday."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bro-tatoChip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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My father, comedic genius.

Any time someone asks my dad if he wants something mundane, like an apple or a soda or something, he answers with "no thanks, I'm trying to quit".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Voixmortelle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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Eating and texting could be a dangerous combination.

This happened during lunch hour while I was texting a friend. The conversation was boring and mundane until:

She: R U having a girlfriend?

Me: No, I am not having a girlfriend. I am having chicken.

She: Umm...Where did chicken come from????

Me: Egg. Chicken came from egg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave_evad
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2016
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Dad joked in email from co-worker

Three of us are discussing a mundane topic through group email at work. I reply to one co-worker's comment and she writes back to the other guy in the chain " Troy, can you please weigh in"? A few minutes later, his response comes through : " Yes, last time I checked, I weighed in at about 198 or 200, but it tends to fluctuate. Hope this helps. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtdogg05
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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