Because 7 was a registered six offender
Well, it is more of a rap really.
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It was a total snooze-fest
It always lands butter side down.
Because Iβm an eighth-theist
Punch
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His name is donkey hoodie.
"Yes, that's E Z!"
I have a blackbelt in partial arts
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The direction the first letter faces
He tractor down
A hammer.
I sent her this
But I'm clean now.
..a duel meaning.
It was a flop.
Having a bit of a discipline issue with my daughter... she'll bring a pile of sand inside and make what she calls her "land". It's sand arranged in a flattish layer, with toy animals and her lego house (Friends^TM , why she no like diggers and helicopters and whatever, why she gotta be so girly??). She doesn't like getting her hand dirty while she's doing it, wears a glove to keep clean, so you'd think she could understand the concept that I don't like the floor getting dirty... but no, she doesn't give a shit.
Had her third birthday party recently, and gave her a Skye (Paw Patrol) plushy, she loves it. Because it's her newest and most favourite toy in the whole world, and because it was for her birthday, we can't confiscate it no matter what.
Very next day, she makes her land again, Skye's there at the side - she's too big to sit in the middle, it would dominate all the plastic dinosaurs and lego Friends people (not the usual mini-figs, they're a bit more anatomically correct, anyway that's not important right now). So I'm all angry and "why you keep doing this", take the glove off her and sweep up the sand. Put her in the time out cage for a bit. Well, we call it the cage, it's just a cupboard under the stairs which is a bit shorter than her so she has to sit there if she doesn't want to bump her head. Throw her in there for one minute per year of age, is the standard procedure.
Anyway, as we close the door she starts singing...
Take my glove
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still three
You can't take this Skye from me
Iβm doing these prostate exams my way.
That shit was bananas.
...the deep ones are also called the many-anglered ones, after all ;)
but then it grew on me
He kneaded it all the time.
Spooketti Boolognese.
Sneakers
Now I'm feeling a little down.
sΗΚoΙΎpΙp/ΙΉ
Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
But I can Samurais
Attire.
Edit: Thanks for the silver (my first metal)!!
...but he didn't know it was a magic forest.
As he began to chop down a tree, the tree said "Wait I am a talking tree".
The lumberjack said "And you will dialogue".
The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
He thought he was a bird of pray.
Itβs actually the P.
If you take it away he becomes irate.
Their number one answer was, βHOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!β
Well, start laughing.
malnourished
Me: The Wizard of Oz
Policeman: Your FULL name...
Me: (quietly) the Wizard of ounces
Imitaters
Fish and ships.
D: Are you?
Patient: physically shaking
D: I see.
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
