I once met a woman who had 12 breasts. Sounds weird..

..Dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLMR56
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.

Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.

Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I hate those weird Russian dolls.

They’re always so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My English teacher has a weird last name so we should just call him Matthew

It doesn't fit him though so we've agreed to call him Englishew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gymdodo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Why should you never marry someone that likes collecting weird coins

They have no common cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtyj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I saw my nephew browsing some weird porn

What's the world coming to?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What's Weird Al Yankovic's favorite style of breasts?

Pair-o' Ds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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A farm sheep was bleating weirdly one day.

It’s owner could not believe the weird bleats the sheep was making,

so he asked out loud sheepishly in frustration:

β€œwhat the hell was that!?”

β€œYou herd me” - the sheep replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thicklog7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Wok
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My TV started playing random Netflix shows. It was weird...

But I’ve seen Stranger Things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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My weird talent is always being able to tell what’s in a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.

First one that comes to mind....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatoeoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,

But it's my own asterisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why are unvaccinated 7 year old so weird

Because they're having a midlife crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riversbenjamin5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweet_nut_nectar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Canada has some really weird food.

I heard they mix together fish, mayonnaise, and 2 dollar coins and call it "Toonie Salad".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What a weird day

First I found a hat with money in it and after that, I got chased by an angry man with a guitar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Habodude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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People act really weird on the Metro

It must be a sub-culture...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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How do you buy a cat, if the pet store is closed.( Made by my 5 year old niece)

You buy it from the cat-alogue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EviL-FeaR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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The other day I said "woof" to a dog but he just gave me a weird look.

I guess my accent is a little ruff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My closet has a weird smell to it. Do you know what mothballs smell like?

Next question. How did you get their little legs to spread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamkeerock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It is an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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"I think I have a weird fetish for the end of an essay."

"How do you know that?" "I just just came to that conclusion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What do you call a weird person with an ass fetish?

Ass-centric

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I always thought it was weird that no one talks about demons in Africa.

Then I remembered-they bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_kermit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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It’s weird- I can’t help but talk about footwear every time I sneeze.

ah...Ah...AH-SHOE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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My daughter thinks it’s weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast

But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_Z_513
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m glad about one thing.

Every one reading this is on the same page.

Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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The polar bear was acting weird at the zoo

i think it's bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.

I just had no idea she was a superhero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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You think musical wizards are weird?

Imagine dragons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxJettNotJeffxX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I think it’s weird that we call childbirth delivery.

It should have been called takeout instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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This meme took a weird turn...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/getonmylevel205
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Something weird happened today. I went to talk to a friend, and he asked me to calculate arcsecant out of the blue.

He said "Gimme asec".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pokefan713
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Bullets are quite weird...

They only do their jobs after they are fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I have a weird side-effect from Covid; it makes me want to grope an ethnic Belgian dwarf...

...I'm feeling a little Flemish.Β Β  cough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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There's something really weird about having no hands

But I just can't put my finger on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mozzatits
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I've been struggling to think of an anagram for wired

Which was weird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blankpanthur
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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isn't it weird that we actually pay money just to see other human beings?

i mean glasses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddeyhh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What did the Redditor do on their birthday?

Cashed in their Kreddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamCyclone84
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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My wife just said: "You never listen to me!"

And I thought that was a weird way to start a conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IJsbeerKnut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year it was bought.

It's an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunken-ship-daddy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kindlegarten
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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