I once met a woman who had 12 breasts. Sounds weird..
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.
Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.
I hate those weird Russian dolls.
They’re always so full of themselves.
My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
My English teacher has a weird last name so we should just call him Matthew
It doesn't fit him though so we've agreed to call him Englishew
Why should you never marry someone that likes collecting weird coins
They have no common cents
I saw my nephew browsing some weird porn
What's the world coming to?
What's Weird Al Yankovic's favorite style of breasts?
A farm sheep was bleating weirdly one day.
It’s owner could not believe the weird bleats the sheep was making,
so he asked out loud sheepishly in frustration:
“what the hell was that!?”
“You herd me” - the sheep replied.
My TV started playing random Netflix shows. It was weird...
But I’ve seen Stranger Things
My weird talent is always being able to tell what’s in a wrapped present.
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,
But it's my own asterisk.
Why are unvaccinated 7 year old so weird
Because they're having a midlife crisis
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
Canada has some really weird food.
I heard they mix together fish, mayonnaise, and 2 dollar coins and call it "Toonie Salad".
What a weird day
First I found a hat with money in it and after that, I got chased by an angry man with a guitar.
People act really weird on the Metro
It must be a sub-culture...
How do you buy a cat, if the pet store is closed.( Made by my 5 year old niece)
You buy it from the cat-alogue
The other day I said "woof" to a dog but he just gave me a weird look.
I guess my accent is a little ruff.
My closet has a weird smell to it. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
Next question. How did you get their little legs to spread?
My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It is an extremely rare dish order.
"I think I have a weird fetish for the end of an essay."
"How do you know that?"
"I just just came to that conclusion."
What do you call a weird person with an ass fetish?
I always thought it was weird that no one talks about demons in Africa.
Then I remembered-they bless the rains down in Africa.
It’s weird- I can’t help but talk about footwear every time I sneeze.
My daughter thinks it’s weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast
But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.
In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m glad about one thing.
Every one reading this is on the same page.
Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.
The polar bear was acting weird at the zoo
I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.
I just had no idea she was a superhero.
You think musical wizards are weird?
I think it’s weird that we call childbirth delivery.
It should have been called takeout instead.
This meme took a weird turn...
Something weird happened today. I went to talk to a friend, and he asked me to calculate arcsecant out of the blue.
Bullets are quite weird...
They only do their jobs after they are fired
I have a weird side-effect from Covid; it makes me want to grope an ethnic Belgian dwarf...
...I'm feeling a little Flemish. cough
There's something really weird about having no hands
But I just can't put my finger on it.
I've been struggling to think of an anagram for wired
isn't it weird that we actually pay money just to see other human beings?
What did the Redditor do on their birthday?
My wife just said: "You never listen to me!"
And I thought that was a weird way to start a conversation.
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.
My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year it was bought.
It's an extremely rare dish order.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
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