A list of puns related to "Curious"
That's because curious people are lifelong learners.
Learners are also known as pupils.
And pupils dilate.
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Seizing this as a moral teaching moment she tells her daughter this little white lie, "Well young lady, when a daughter does something naughty, one of her mother's hairs turns grey."
After several moments of deep thought her daughter says to her mother, "So, mommy is that why all of grandma's hair is grey????"
Before boarding the plane, he threw some salt off the flight bridge
After they landed, he tossed some paprika
On the next leg, some nutmeg and a pinch of cumin.
The flight crew saw the combination, there was only one conclusion they could make...
He was a seasoned traveler
so I asked the model to pose me a question.
It never gets old.
Is there another word for synonym?
But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.
A guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?"
The owner replies, "'Cause he's fucking liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.
Axolotl questions
I told him, βTurn right at the next corner.β
An investigator
Because they inquire.
I'll tell you next decade.
George was Washing a ton
Iβll tell you tomorrow.
Picture of my wife man says. I'm gonna keep drinking till she starts lookin good.
He was found dead with a brass handle in his hand.
Theyβre calling it the Mystery of the Knock-Less Mobster.
George was trying to figure out why his neighbours hens wouldn't lay eggs. It was easy for me figure out the reason.
"They're obviously too afraid to lay eggs. You know why? They're chicken!"
My niece is too young to appreciate it now, but she'll learn soon enough.
Never gets old.
Never gets old.
Never gets old.
An investigator...
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