Did you know that curious people live longer?

That's because curious people are lifelong learners.

Learners are also known as pupils.

And pupils dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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Which letter of the alphabet is the most curious?

Y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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A curious child asked her mom, "why are you starting to get some grey hairs in with all your dark hair?"

Seizing this as a moral teaching moment she tells her daughter this little white lie, "Well young lady, when a daughter does something naughty, one of her mother's hairs turns grey."

After several moments of deep thought her daughter says to her mother, "So, mommy is that why all of grandma's hair is grey????"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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A man was seen doing something curious on a flight to Europe

Before boarding the plane, he threw some salt off the flight bridge

After they landed, he tossed some paprika

On the next leg, some nutmeg and a pinch of cumin.

The flight crew saw the combination, there was only one conclusion they could make...

He was a seasoned traveler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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My style of painting is rather curious

so I asked the model to pose me a question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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My favorite Hollywood movie has to be β€œThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.

It never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Just curious...

Is there another word for synonym?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepunis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...

But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wgf5823
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Curious

A guy sees a sign in front of a house:

"Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?"

The owner replies, "'Cause he's fucking liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spazpekker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body.

I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.

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What does a curious sea dweller do?

Axolotl questions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hypoplasia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I was in a cab one time and got curious. I asked the cabbie if he liked his job. He said, β€œOh sure. I’m out of the house, away from my nagging wife and I don’t have anyone telling me what to do.”

I told him, β€œTurn right at the next corner.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Sodium curious as to how long it took he/she to make that.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadNic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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What do you call the curious cousin of the crocodile?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClashOfTheEnder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Why are curious people so good at singing?

Because they inquire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Velociripper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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How to make a dad curious right before new year?

I'll tell you next decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaStalinSP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Did you see that curious monkey doing all that laundry?

George was Washing a ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBrightside618
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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How do you make somebody curious?

I’ll tell you tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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In a bar a man kept pulling something out of his pocket and then asking for another drink. After 2 or 3 hours of this the bartender was curious and asked what he kept looking at after each drink.

Picture of my wife man says. I'm gonna keep drinking till she starts lookin good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Did you hear about the curious case of the Mafia don who required his family members and advisors to ring a bell before entering his office?

He was found dead with a brass handle in his hand.

They’re calling it the Mystery of the Knock-Less Mobster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2016
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So in school we’re learning about the Bill of Rights, and today we talked about the second amendment. It says we have the right to β€œbear Arms,” but I was curious where the right to bear Feet is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheComedy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Watching Curious George with my 2 year old niece.

George was trying to figure out why his neighbours hens wouldn't lay eggs. It was easy for me figure out the reason.

"They're obviously too afraid to lay eggs. You know why? They're chicken!"

My niece is too young to appreciate it now, but she'll learn soon enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Commander
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2015
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A great movie to watch when you are under lockdown is β€œThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”

Never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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My favourite movie of the recent past has to be β€œThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”

Never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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My favorite go-to movie of all time is β€œThe Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.”

Never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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What do you call a curious alligator?

An investigator...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk3llyt0r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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