Why were people so interested in plumbing during the 80s?
Because it was totally tubular
I have a bunch of dead batteries if anyone is interested...
My wife tried to get me interested in this documentary about Alaska and its people.
Anyone interested in buying a broken barometer....?
I'm not sure why pirates are so interested in this...
Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?
He heard it involved axes.
I tried telling my friend some deer fun facts but he wasn't interested in listening to me.
I feel he isn't fawned of them.
Is anyone interested in my religion that worships pinto beans?
We believe they're holy frijoles!
I was trying to sell my car to this guy. He asked a bunch of questions about it and seemed interested, then asked “cargo space?” I was confused and told him no.
I asked my daughter if she wanted to take a walk in the cemetery, but she wasn't interested.
I don't get it. I'd heard everyone's dying to go there.
Anyone interested in buying my Delorean?
It’s only been used from time to time.
What do you call someone who's only interested in one night stands?
There's this another kind of dip that I am interested in
My wife said she's only interested in having sex if I dress like The Fonz.
A couple were interested in buying a haunted house.
The owner took them around the ground floor and everything looked perfect, even more so for the low price. The couple were suspicious that they saw no sign of anything supernatural, yet. The owner was pleasant and a little excited when showing them the house, until they got to the stairs. The woman stopped and looked incredibly uncomfortable as she stalled for time. Growing impatient, the couple asked her:
"What's upstairs?"
"Not much, what's up with you?" replied the stairs.
Anybody interested in buying ?
Why were the vegan parents disappointed when their son became interested in astronomy?
He was looking into meteor showers.
Why wasn’t the horse interested in breeding in the barn?
He was more hoping for a stable relationship.
Would anyone be interested in being my companion?
I was in the Apple store the other day and the sales assistant Robert, approached me and asked would I like to try the new iPhone. Not interested, I turned and said:
I'm thinking about going into day trading. If anyone is interested, hit me up.
I have a Monday or Wednesday I can trade you for an extra Saturday or Sunday.
I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
When m’lady isnt interested in your manga collection
A donut walks into a church, approaches the priest and explains "Excuse me, Father, I don't mean to trouble you, but I'm very interested in joining the clergy."
"I was hoping that you could give me some pointers."
The priest, after taking a moment to accept the fact that he's speaking with a pastry, offers a warm smile in response.
"That is truly a noble calling." he says. "Most frequently, individuals who wish to become priests begin by growing active in their parish, then entering a seminary. While in attendance there, would-be clergy members work to excel in every regard, reaffirming their beliefs and devoting themselves to the path of righteousness. When the time comes, a given initiate will be ordained as a deacon, which will allow them passage to priesthood."
"That sounds like a very involved process." the donut confesses. "I'm not sure I have the time."
"If you don't mind me asking…" replies the priest. "What made you think you wanted to join the clergy if you're not willing to make a commitment to the process? Why do you want to be a priest at all?"
"Well…" the donut answers. "See, it's because I'm holey."
Are you interested in dating a rock star?
What do you call a lady of the evening only interested rear maneuvers?
Q: What do you call a lady of the evening only interested rear maneuvers?
A: A back ho.
I'll show myself out
Anyone interested in doing some graffiti with me?
If so, feel free to tag along
What do you call a member of government interested in space?
I'm extremely interested in researching antibiotics and their effect upon diseases...
I guess you'd say I'm cure-ious.
Thanks ladies and germs! Tip your servers!
On my way in to the supermarket, a gentleman peddling coffins asked if I was interested in purchasing one. “A coffin?” I said.
“That’s the last thing I need!”
So I bought tickets to the new football game but my wife is expecting to give birth that evening is anyone interested in being at the birth?
Did you know that the Vatican is interested in horticulture?
They've been cherry picking since the 4th century CE.
I'm writing a book about a man who is not interested in women's breasts.
I’m selling a dead budgie, if anyone’s interested. Fair warning though -
I tried to tell my wife how to lay sod, but she wasn’t interested...
We still have a lot of ground to cover
I asked my friend Miles if he was interested in knowing how his name is pronounced in Europe he said sure so I replied
I was interested in a woman's photo on a dating site. Her about section was: ...
What a way to get straight to the point! Three of them actually...
I saw an ad that said "By investing just $15, you can sit and eat for your lifetime!" Naturally, I was interested and went there.
They were selling chairs.
My wife says I'm more interested in speaking Spanish than showing her affection.
Sounds to me like her confidence has taken hablo.
For some time, I have been very interested in the taste of wood from old clocks
While many have found this unique my wife finds this time consuming.
What do you call some one interested in leaving?
My son isn’t interested in watching Paddington 2...
He said he could barely remember the first one.
Been interested in a girl, I think this just sealed the deal.
No idea if anyone is interested but a friend has opened up an ice rink charging just 10p a go.
Would anybody be interested in being my companion?
Would anyone be interested in being my companion?
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