A list of puns related to "Financial"
Because it's funds.
I bought the vest, any recommendations on a good tour I can take? So I can do my In Vest Tour
It's a mootual fund.
That’s why it’s called “art appreciation”
Now our budget's cracking up.
He was running a "Fonzi Scheme."
My income is low-er and this maybe my career's financy low-year.
He was an expert in the field
Edit: I made this up myself!
Then you’ll have a little bit of company.
..”Why did you buy so many DVDs of the same movie?”
In his Ledger
The entire sport is going downhill fast.
One time a contractor approached me and asked if I wanted to buy some panzers that his company built.
I considered it for a while but remembered that the air force needed to get new fighter jets.
I turn back to the contractor and say, “sorry, but we just don’t have enough room in the budget. Thanks but no tanks.”
He couldn’t lift a mountain, but he could budget.
An incestment
Even if you can't af-Ford it, Holden onto a vintage car is fun.
(just in case I need to mention it: Ford & Holden are two car manufacturers who've been in Australia for a long time)
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
In fact, they're banking on it
An income-poop
He needed some more Patients.
Those guys really make bank.
Some might say its floundering
Octopi Wall Street
But only if it was a 401k
He told me to put my retirement money in a David Lee Roth IRA
"Man, it would be so boring to work there...but I'm sure it has its ups and downs!"
Years ago my parents sent my sister to England for a summer camp/study trip. Whenever we would call her we'd all gather around the speakerphone and talk briefly since international phone calls were expensive back then. One day we call her and my sister tells my dad that she has 6 more days of camp left and she is down to her last pound (dollar). There is a long awkward pause. Then my sister ask: Dad, what should I do? To which my dad responds: Spend it wisely...
Nothing on the left side of Accountants' books were right, and nothing on the right side was left.
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