A list of puns related to "Investments"
..turns out it's because of all the stock options.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
Pennywise
Thatβs why itβs called βart appreciationβ
It's a wise acre
.. Somebody, somewhere, is rubbing their hands together.
Itβs a real gold-mime
He bought the farm.
Cryptocurrency.
A 401K-9
It seems he made a killing on the stalk market.
It was a pyramid scheme.
It makes no cents
Historically, on this day, prophets have risen!
They seem to have an affinity for bonds.
It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.
It was a worst case scenario.
It was pretty expensive but it keeps me warm and helps me sleep at night.
His followers go on and on about how much Jesus saves... Religiously.... But I bet it's not an ungodly amount
They just want a bit of company
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