Investing Puns

A list of puns related to "Investing"

Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apple?

Turns out he was in cider trading

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👤︎ u/flippantteacup
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable

One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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I was considering investing in a Chinese distillery but decided against it.

Whiskey business.

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👤︎ u/1963Jan
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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For nearly a year I have been investing heavily in stocks

That’s chicken, beef and vegetable.

Soon I will be a bouillionaire!

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👤︎ u/ohsureyoudo
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad

...for 10 dollars. The dad replied,"$9.67? Why would you need $10.32 for?"

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👤︎ u/AYKW
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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Everyone is investing in marijuana nowadays...

I guess it's true, if you can't beat em, joint em.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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Can someone check my pun about investing?

Hi, I'm the president of a high school club called future investors and I need a few puns to accompany an advertisement on facebook/instagram.

Here it is: "Invest your time into something meaningful.. like FUTURE INVESTORS! I promise that you won't be a-loan, as you'll form a lot of bonds (and hopefully have a high ROI) by joining! Don't be a laughing stock and come to our first meeting on 9/19"

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👤︎ u/hpycow
📅︎ Sep 08 2016
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I’m thinking about investing in Cannabis stock.

I’m just worried it will go up in smoke.

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👤︎ u/casimir1978
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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I saw an ad that said "By investing just $15, you can sit and eat for your lifetime!" Naturally, I was interested and went there.

They were selling chairs.

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👤︎ u/niranjan23d
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Investing in Egypt i.reddituploads.com/58889…
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👤︎ u/business_talks
📅︎ Jan 27 2017
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My mum's investing in the stock market imgur.com/gallery/MZWL5X9
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👤︎ u/toast888
📅︎ Oct 08 2013
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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin

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👤︎ u/kalas_critic
📅︎ Aug 01 2017
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Did you hear about the comedian who started investing in ships?

He bought one liner

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👤︎ u/Jon-Osterman
📅︎ Sep 12 2017
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People keep making fun of me for investing other people's money in comedy clubs

I'm a laughing stock

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👤︎ u/edhere
📅︎ Feb 25 2017
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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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👤︎ u/Judge-Bredd
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I've started investing in stocks...

Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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👤︎ u/IDontCare320
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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I've started diversifying my portfolio by investing in different stocks. Primarily beef, chicken, and vegetables...

I hope some day to be a bouillonaire

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I've been investing heavily in chicken, beef, and vegetable stocks

I hope to become a bouillionaire one day

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ May 30 2019
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