What happens after an alligator commits a crime?
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call someone who commits arson in late November?
What crime did a test commit?
It didn't commit a crime, the teacher just told me to turn it in.
How did Hitler know it was time to commit sucide.
If you commit a 1st degree murder in Canada
is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.
Why did the math book commit suicide?
Because he had a lot of problems.
What does Venom use to commit crimes online?
Why did the train conductor commit a crazy crime?
Because he had a Loco-motive
What do you call someone who commits a murder with a deck of cards that only has clubs, spades, and diamonds?
What crime did the forest commit?
What crime do you commit when you throw a text book?
Why did the car commit murder
If someone commits suicide by jumping off a building
did they kill themselves a-ledge-dly?
What do you call it when 7 Austrian children get you to commit a crime?
How did the tree commit suicide?
In war it’s best to commit crimes on naval frigates.
Charges are often dropped.
What’s the worst crime to commit in arbor society?
How did the fish commit fraud?
My therapist said I never commit to anything
what do mathematicians use to commit suicide
I don’t think I could commit to a job being a taster at La Croix.
I would just be testing the waters.
My wife told me if she ever had Alzheimer’s she’d commit suicide to save me the burden.
I told her that’s the sixth time she’s said that today.
Why did the dolphin commit suicide?
His life had no porpoise.
If I ever need to commit murder I'll do it with an ax
That way I can claimed it was ax-idental.
What do you call a tree who commits espionage?
Did you hear about the midget who helped someone commit a robbery?
No? Well, if you see , he's a small medium at large.
When someone commits suicide via jumping they literally jump to a conclusion.
Why would a person in a painting be convicted for a crime that he didn't commit?
Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
People ask why peeping toms usually commit their crimes between 8 and 10...
What crime did the tree commit?
Why did the chicken commit a crime?
Why didn't Abe Lincoln commit crimes?
A man was giggling in a police car on the way to the station. What crime did he commit?
What kind of crimes do owls commit?
Why is it OK for an ice company to commit a fraud?
Because their assets are already frozen.
it takes guts to commit seppuku
Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.
What crime do trees commit?
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