After your uncles wife commits arson
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οΈ Apr 18 2021
If you commit 90 sins, you will only get caught half the time.
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οΈ Mar 07 2021
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
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οΈ Feb 24 2021
What happens after an alligator commits a crime?
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
If you commit a 1st degree murder in Canada
is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
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οΈ Aug 20 2020
What do you call someone who commits arson in late November?
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οΈ Dec 26 2020
How did Hitler know it was time to commit sucide.
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οΈ Nov 04 2020
What crime did a test commit?
It didn't commit a crime, the teacher just told me to turn it in.
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οΈ Dec 11 2020
Why did the math book commit suicide?
Because he had a lot of problems.
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οΈ Aug 01 2020
What does Venom use to commit crimes online?
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οΈ Sep 27 2020
Why did the train conductor commit a crazy crime?
Because he had a Loco-motive
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οΈ May 06 2020
What crime did the forest commit?
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οΈ Sep 23 2019
What do you call someone who commits a murder with a deck of cards that only has clubs, spades, and diamonds?
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οΈ May 22 2020
What crime do you commit when you throw a text book?
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οΈ Dec 13 2019
Why did the car commit murder
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οΈ Feb 04 2020
don't commit die kids
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οΈ Apr 12 2019
What do you call it when 7 Austrian children get you to commit a crime?
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οΈ Nov 10 2019
How did the tree commit suicide?
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οΈ Aug 14 2019
In war itβs best to commit crimes on naval frigates.
Charges are often dropped.
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οΈ Sep 29 2019
what do mathematicians use to commit suicide
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οΈ Apr 12 2018
Whatβs the worst crime to commit in arbor society?
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οΈ Oct 10 2019
My wife told me if she ever had Alzheimerβs sheβd commit suicide to save me the burden.
I told her thatβs the sixth time sheβs said that today.
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οΈ Sep 05 2018
How did the fish commit fraud?
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οΈ Aug 03 2019
My therapist said I never commit to anything
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οΈ Jul 18 2019
She Commit
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οΈ Nov 01 2018
I donβt think I could commit to a job being a taster at La Croix.
I would just be testing the waters.
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οΈ Jul 23 2019
Why did the dolphin commit suicide?
His life had no porpoise.
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οΈ May 16 2019
If I ever need to commit murder I'll do it with an ax
That way I can claimed it was ax-idental.
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οΈ Apr 23 2019
What do you call a tree who commits espionage?
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οΈ Jan 28 2019
When someone commits suicide via jumping they literally jump to a conclusion.
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οΈ Mar 16 2018
Why would a person in a painting be convicted for a crime that he didn't commit?
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οΈ Nov 03 2018
What crime can a salt shaker commit?
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Jan 07 2019
Why did the chicken commit a crime?
ποΈ 91
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οΈ Mar 28 2016
What crime did the tree commit?
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οΈ Jul 23 2017
People ask why peeping toms usually commit their crimes between 8 and 10...
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οΈ Sep 06 2018
Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
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οΈ Sep 27 2018
Why didn't Abe Lincoln commit crimes?
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οΈ May 17 2017
A man was giggling in a police car on the way to the station. What crime did he commit?
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οΈ Oct 12 2016
What kind of crimes do owls commit?
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οΈ Mar 19 2016
it takes guts to commit seppuku
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οΈ May 14 2016
If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.
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οΈ Feb 25 2020
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
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οΈ Dec 07 2020
Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.
ποΈ 237
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οΈ Oct 04 2018
What crime do trees commit?
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Sep 15 2018
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