Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
How did the pasta get away with murder?
The prosecution had gnocci witnesses
An innocent father was prosecuted for lining his kids up and beating them with his bare hands.
"There was no punchline, your honor."
The prosecuting attorney would lose every trial because he was too namby-pamby...
He had a lack of conviction that led to a lack of conviction.
Where does the Prosecution Team go for Lunch? imgur.com/tl82zt6
Everyone needs to calm down about these solid H2O prosecutions.
It's just ice.
The prosecution in the pistorius case has come forward with new evidence
The defence is stumped
Big bird was denied bail.
The prosecution said he was a flight risk.
