27 Hilarious Management Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My boss walked into my office this morning and handed me a brochure on anger management.

I just lost it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 17 2021

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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

They're to prevent meltdowns.

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👤︎ u/Sodrohu

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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I just got a senior management position at Old McDonald’s farm

I’m the C I E I O

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👤︎ u/hoody13

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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When you work with computers, you should regularly check their storage management.

It's pretty easy and it won't hurt one bit.

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👤︎ u/KevinK15

📅︎ May 09 2020

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Competitor of Ace Institute of Management be like: Don't be an Acehole!

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👤︎ u/saujanyanepal

📅︎ Nov 06 2019

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Why are necromancers good in management?

They can work with a skeleton crew

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👤︎ u/jayforder

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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I just got accepted into the most popular anger management group.

It’s all the rage.

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👤︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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Anger management classes seem to be getting popular nowadays.

You could say they're all the rage.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Sep 23 2019

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"Yeah our current employees are pretty lame" - Management

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👤︎ u/LitrillyChrisTraeger

📅︎ Jun 28 2017

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TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them.

The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt

📅︎ Sep 14 2018

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I recently started a management role working at a local soup kitchen

I'm the new soup advisor

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👤︎ u/fletcherox

📅︎ Aug 09 2019

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Management confronted the maintenance man on why he was installing bars on the public toilet...

Turns out he was making an Arrestroom.

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👤︎ u/RidleyXJ

📅︎ Sep 25 2019

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My colleague just took a new job at a waste management company and I’ve completely run out of pun jokes.

Guess I’ll have to recycle them.

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👤︎ u/casimir1978

📅︎ Jun 10 2019

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Management gave no one on the team a bonus this year.

They really did bone us on that one.

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👤︎ u/TheLastJoe

📅︎ Oct 06 2018

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After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked: “What else could the management provide — that might have prevented you from leaving?”

I wrote “Birth control.”

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👤︎ u/ikissedtaylorswift

📅︎ Oct 30 2018

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I was really nervous my first day on the job at a waste management company.

So I got trashed.

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👤︎ u/casimir1978

📅︎ Jun 12 2019

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[X-post r/comics] Whisk Management

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👤︎ u/doodleforfood

📅︎ Dec 08 2014

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I want to take a master's degree in risk management.

Call me the Master of Disaster.

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👤︎ u/The_Elemental_Master

📅︎ Feb 20 2019

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I need to work on my time management.

Maybe I should get a spice rack?

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👤︎ u/NotTheOneYouNeed

📅︎ Aug 20 2018

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For you IT Nerds: If you mess something up in SQL Management Studio, it will be alright...

you can just wait for the SQL.

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👤︎ u/SoapBox3000

📅︎ Dec 02 2016

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The project management office tried to open a pharmacy but went out of business due to poor sales of mouthwash.

They were out of SCOPE.

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👤︎ u/greg_zielinski

📅︎ Mar 16 2018

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So at work I was offered a course about time management....

But I was too busy to go :(

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👤︎ u/neolobers

📅︎ Aug 27 2016

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I am ashamed to admit the following occurred during project management training today:

We had begun a section on 'change management', and to prove his point, the facilitator challenged us to try to name one thing that does not involve change.

I proudly shouted out "A CREDIT CARD!"

He looks at me and asks, "A... credit card?"

I reply, "Yes. There is no change when paying with a credit card..."

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👤︎ u/Utsis

📅︎ Apr 01 2016

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Why do crocodiles never become swamp upper management?

They aren't good dalligators!

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👤︎ u/JoshWithaQ

📅︎ Jan 28 2017

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My coworker handed me a brochure on anger management this morning.

I just lost it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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My therapist handed me a brochure on anger management yesterday.

I just lost it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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My boss gave me a brochure on anger management a few hours ago.

I just lost it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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