The project management office tried to open a pharmacy but went out of business due to poor sales of mouthwash.
They were out of SCOPE.
I am ashamed to admit the following occurred during project management training today:
We had begun a section on 'change management', and to prove his point, the facilitator challenged us to try to name one thing that does not involve change.
I proudly shouted out "A CREDIT CARD!"
He looks at me and asks, "A... credit card?"
I reply, "Yes. There is no change when paying with a credit card..."
Count Dracula is a terrible project manager...
... He always avoid the stakeholders.
A good project manager makes updates.
A bad project manager makes up dates.
After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
Vampires make great project managers
They always try to keep stake holders happy
