What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?

Tanks for that.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My dad was demoted to part time as orchestra conductor due to budget cuts

Now he's a semiconductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CynAq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I used to work in a small infantry division that lost its heavy artillery budget...

...It really was a tankless job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FIROEDA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....

the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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When the budget for Christmas tree is tide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...

.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumthumsinaction
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.

It wasn't up to snuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I wanted to raise my weekly budget, but realized I can't..

Because I can't lift more than Β£50!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andianopolis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I guess there were budget cuts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarahJBP
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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The medical examiner’s office was told to reduce their budget

So they had to cut coroners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I can't believe how high the US mint's budget is.

But I guess you have to spend money to make money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreg13567
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Due to cuts in the education budget, they've decided to simplify the alphabet, reducing it to just two vowels and one consonant...

...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BluPrince
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Ky low-budget Ren imgur.com/a/YXYUi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobocheese88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2016
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I heard the Hoover Dam is cutting back on janitors due to budget cuts.

It's a dam dirty shame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixelplated
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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The other day, Egypt's old bus broke down. So the school used its budget to get Anubis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mugsofjoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Did you hear they're making a low-budget version of Dunkirk?

They're calling it Dunkirkland

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nextzero182
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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I just bought a vintage Rolls Royce, but the budget didn't cover a driver.

So I spent all that money, and I've got nothing to chauffeur it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reg182
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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If ostrich my budget, I could afford this imgur.com/gallery/1EUrg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ew_modemac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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I saw an ad for low budget notice boards

Never a good sign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessionalEntry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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My mate and I were talking about our budgets for the month

And I had to throw in my two cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JusticarUkrist
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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