Painting my ceiling isn't exactly #1 on my priority list.

But it's up there.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
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Priorities!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jh2112
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Priorities during a tornado

Multiple tornado warnings in south central Wisconsin where I live and my dad's first response is "We better not have a tornado. I just mowed the lawn, I don't want my house's debris all over it."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MattyJV
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PipingHotMemeSoup
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Life is about changing perspectives and priorities. Heck, I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, but now...

...I don't care if they both are!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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As I was starting to get bald my hair became my number one priority.

I figured I could just come back to the bills later, I had tupΓ©.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Papa_Kappa
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What did the philsopher say about priorities?

Don't put Descartes before de horse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SomeGoodInThisWorld
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that slipped in the kitchen?

Yeah, he pasta away.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MangoDangoLango
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The leader of a small settlement had a good life

People were greeting him on the street and were willing to help him when needed. He was respected. He was not waiting in line at the supermarket. He had discounts to all shops he visited. He even had priority in choosing which girl to spend the night with..

However, soon more people started coming to that place. The settlement became bigger, more like a village. The newcomers actually did not care that much about the leader. He was slowly becoming more irrelevant, more equal to everyone else.

He had lost his pre-village.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hornyonion
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My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.

He is now high on my list of priorities.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I'd like my first born child to be mail

I'll keep you posted on the outcome

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moses10960
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This Wednesday, pot is becoming legal here in Canada. For people ranking international travel destinations,

Canada should be high in your list of priorities.

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The first thing I need to do today is check in on my stoner buddy.

He is high on my list of priorities.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2018
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Wife just told me that she's pregnant with our first child..

The first thing I did was to make sure that I'm still subscribed to /r/dadjokes.. Priorities.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/paohyean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2016
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He's reaching new heights

Me: "I sometimes look up at my school's ceiling and wonder how it gets dirty"

Dad: "I guess it's not their top priority...heh get it? Top!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kirr250631
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19 2014
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/u/musicmanryann on dropping your baby

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1t1ntf/airports_security_officer_saves_a_baby_in_an/ce3mqjh

> Sorry, "Operation Don't Drop Baby" is always a dad's number one mission and priority. This guy must've ate a foot-long stupid sandwich for breakfast sitting his baby up on the counter like that. Source: I'm a Dad

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kernel_Forbin
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Life is about changing perspectives and priorities, for instance, I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, but now...

...I don't care if they both are.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2018
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Life is about changing perspectives and priorities...

I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, now I don't care if they both are...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2017
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My stoner friend used my daily planner to roll up a joint…

He’s now high on my list of priorities.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GhostPotency
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