A list of puns related to "Priorities"
But it's up there.
Multiple tornado warnings in south central Wisconsin where I live and my dad's first response is "We better not have a tornado. I just mowed the lawn, I don't want my house's debris all over it."
...I don't care if they both are!
I figured I could just come back to the bills later, I had tupΓ©.
Don't put Descartes before de horse.
Yeah, he pasta away.
People were greeting him on the street and were willing to help him when needed. He was respected. He was not waiting in line at the supermarket. He had discounts to all shops he visited. He even had priority in choosing which girl to spend the night with..
However, soon more people started coming to that place. The settlement became bigger, more like a village. The newcomers actually did not care that much about the leader. He was slowly becoming more irrelevant, more equal to everyone else.
He had lost his pre-village.
He is now high on my list of priorities.
I'll keep you posted on the outcome
Canada should be high in your list of priorities.
He is high on my list of priorities.
The first thing I did was to make sure that I'm still subscribed to /r/dadjokes.. Priorities.
Me: "I sometimes look up at my school's ceiling and wonder how it gets dirty"
Dad: "I guess it's not their top priority...heh get it? Top!"
http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1t1ntf/airports_security_officer_saves_a_baby_in_an/ce3mqjh
> Sorry, "Operation Don't Drop Baby" is always a dad's number one mission and priority. This guy must've ate a foot-long stupid sandwich for breakfast sitting his baby up on the counter like that. Source: I'm a Dad
...I don't care if they both are.
I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, now I don't care if they both are...
Heβs now high on my list of priorities.
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