Yea, I have my priorities In order

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/4nig4y
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Painting my ceiling isn't exactly #1 on my priority list.

But it's up there.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JoeFas
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Priorities!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jh2112
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Priorities during a tornado

Multiple tornado warnings in south central Wisconsin where I live and my dad's first response is "We better not have a tornado. I just mowed the lawn, I don't want my house's debris all over it."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MattyJV
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Priorities
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PipingHotMemeSoup
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Life is about changing perspectives and priorities. Heck, I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, but now...

...I don't care if they both are!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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As I was starting to get bald my hair became my number one priority.

I figured I could just come back to the bills later, I had tupรฉ.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mr_Papa_Kappa
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What did the philsopher say about priorities?

Don't put Descartes before de horse.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SomeGoodInThisWorld
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that slipped in the kitchen?

Yeah, he pasta away.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MangoDangoLango
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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The leader of a small settlement had a good life

People were greeting him on the street and were willing to help him when needed. He was respected. He was not waiting in line at the supermarket. He had discounts to all shops he visited. He even had priority in choosing which girl to spend the night with..

However, soon more people started coming to that place. The settlement became bigger, more like a village. The newcomers actually did not care that much about the leader. He was slowly becoming more irrelevant, more equal to everyone else.

He had lost his pre-village.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hornyonion
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.

He is now high on my list of priorities.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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I'd like my first born child to be mail

I'll keep you posted on the outcome

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/moses10960
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This Wednesday, pot is becoming legal here in Canada. For people ranking international travel destinations,

Canada should be high in your list of priorities.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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The first thing I need to do today is check in on my stoner buddy.

He is high on my list of priorities.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Wife just told me that she's pregnant with our first child..

The first thing I did was to make sure that I'm still subscribed to /r/dadjokes.. Priorities.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/paohyean
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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He's reaching new heights

Me: "I sometimes look up at my school's ceiling and wonder how it gets dirty"

Dad: "I guess it's not their top priority...heh get it? Top!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kirr250631
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/u/musicmanryann on dropping your baby

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1t1ntf/airports_security_officer_saves_a_baby_in_an/ce3mqjh

> Sorry, "Operation Don't Drop Baby" is always a dad's number one mission and priority. This guy must've ate a foot-long stupid sandwich for breakfast sitting his baby up on the counter like that. Source: I'm a Dad

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kernel_Forbin
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Life is about changing perspectives and priorities, for instance, I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, but now...

...I don't care if they both are.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Life is about changing perspectives and priorities...

I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, now I don't care if they both are...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
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