The kernel.
Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.
The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
It's a major faux paw.
Canada should be high in your list of priorities.
A czardine
To get higher, you'll have to be boulder.
Kernel
Apparently it is private.
The Colonel of Truth
I call it the flip charts.
The team’s power ranking will only get lower.
Just over easy.
That’s one of my best dad yolks. Thanks for coming by.
An infantry
Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit 😬
He was in the nighty-night percentile.
I would say urinate.
Though I guess that's just a generalization.
But one of them is definitely Superior.
Him: "It's private."
Me: "No, it's okay, you can tell me."
Because they’ve got a Supreme Ruler.
German Dad: "Nein."
He's criminally underrated to be honest.
If so, aren't higher ranked vampires technically Neck Romancers?
He quickly achieved the rank of “treem ”, rather high up in the rankings. However, it was not long lasting, as after a series of events he was demoted. His parents grew very annoyed of hearing him talking about having been a treem, his unfair demotion, and how much he hated his new position. Now, the gamer’s family often made little newspapers to share personal achievements and events with their family.
This weeks top headline read, “ex-treem dissed appointment”.
My 4 year old daughter walked up to me and said "I'm thirsty". Without a second thought I replied "Hi Thirsty, I'm daddy".
I said "Specific."
Many eyes were rolled.
Well, two. Two eyes were rolled.
So last week, my family was returning home on a plane flight, and because we had a lot of luggage, my parents decided to take a taxi. Well, we'd been waiting at the taxi rank for a while, and my dad exclaims: "We've been waiting here ten minutes, and what have we got to chauffeur it?" Groans were had.
Distant uncle: "It has been a long time, you must have grown a foot since I saw you last"
Me: No, I still only have two.
Children of the "Quarn"
Edit: at the age of 13, we shall bestow upon them the rank of "Quaran-teen"
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
or
In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
We live in a building with 2 levels of underground parking.
"I like parking on the first floor because the second floor is beneath me."
I bet the highest ranking military official is a kernel.
Dad: Don't answer it. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
Because it runs in jeans
Higher ranking members of the Bloods held 9% of the coins that had been mined up to 2014. They suddenly and abruptly destroyed the wallets that contained the bitcoins in late 2014.
It wasn’t discovered until 2017 when a former member spoke to the press when the prices spiked. When asked the reason for destroying the fortune he said “cause it’s a Crip-tocurrency”
Ok now that all the r/PunPatrol people are gone I am willing to be a spy for your organization. I have currently achieved the rank of supreme admiral punsniffer and have solid evidence on r/PunPatrol's next targets.
In the late '60s the government was developing ARPANET and the developers were trying to find a way for users on the system to communicate with each other.
The scientists involved came up with an electronic messaging system that they called the Tickle.
Tickles could be used to send important code updates, meeting invitations, or even just little jokes all along the network.
The DOD heard about these Tickles and asked for a briefing to determine their military potential. At a high-level meeting of generals and admirals, the lead developer presented the Tickle concept.
The ranking General asked for a demonstration and the lead scientist said "Sure, I'll send you a test Tickle."
And that's how E-mail was born.
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