My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. β€œWe had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

β€œOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..

..the sixteenth Chapel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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I've visited all the Italian chapels, from first to last. My favourite was the

sixteenth chapel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyNetF1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. β€œWe had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

β€œOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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