Sixteenth Birthday Puns

A list of puns related to "Sixteenth Birthday"

My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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