But when I do, I refrain!
He was a norankutang.
I thought "here we gooooOOOOO"
Me: "So I finally got my bed up on the frame. Not sleeping on a mattress on the floor anymore."
Dad: "Moving up in the world.....literally."
We were discussing how July 3rd is the Observed Holiday for Independence Day this year.
Co-worker: I just don't get that...
Boss: It's so all of the government workers have a day off... and so mailmen don't go postal
I went over to my friend's house, as we're planning a weekend of camping in funny clothes, and there’s still some sewing left to do.
Her: Do you know if your mom knows how to sew gussets? Me: I can only GUSSET my mom's skills with sewing.
I laughed, her husband laughed. She and the children groaned.
My sister: "Like, why isn't Laguna Beach on Netflix?"
My dad: "Because it's in California."
I'm seeing a lot of lame cheap WWII jokes because of this soccer match. My heart goes out to the people of Brazil. The photos of crying Brazilians in the stands are moving. They clearly did Nazi it coming.
http://imgur.com/vsdyb0v
Status: What ever happened to Corn Pops?
My response: They pick it in fields now. And don't call me pops.
"Some people say I have an odd sense of humor. I Say 'Yep, that's how I droll...'"
(Friend's Facebook Status) The Case of the Disappearing Betta Fish....
(My response) Don't worry. I'm sure it'll be found. In fact, I'll put a wager on it. Wanna…
Betta fish?
