I can't think about buying any stupid pure freshly squeezed juice right now.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I have always wanted to own a pure bread horse
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
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︎ May 14 2020
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I have a pure bread dog
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︎ Mar 15 2020
Robe Lowe prefers pure, uncut cocaine.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Ordis from Warframe is just pure love
Everything in Ordis, Operator? Is that a pun?! Hmm.... I will attempt to bypass this fault.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
These puns are pure gold
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Pure Bread.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
Iβve always wanted to own a pure bread horse.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Doge
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︎ Jun 15 2020
My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"
He's such a smoothie talker.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
A pure-bread
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︎ Apr 22 2019
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Pure bread. (Found on another sub)
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Cheesy cheesy pun.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Pure gold from Jonny Sun
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Iβve got two dobermans, one named Rolex, other - Timex
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What do u call an elephant that doesnβt matter?
irrelephant ...,,,,That was the most stupidest joke ,sorry
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Pure-bread Crocodile
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︎ Jul 08 2018
My son told me he didn't understand cloning.
I told him, 'that makes two of us'.
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︎ May 18 2019
Quick as a flash my dad
Me: βHey mom whatβs puree ?
(Before she even takes a breath my dad pipes up)
Dad: βThatβs a Canadianβ
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What does a comedian take inventory of before a show?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I once heard of a block of cheese so pure...
some would call it Legendairy.
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︎ Mar 03 2019
So bored during quarantine, I decided to get paperview.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
The eyes of a seal pup are pure black because they don't go to school. Instead they spend their time clubbing, so...no pupils. (x post /r/ShittyAnimalFacts)
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︎ May 08 2018
Pure grade-A dad joke straight from the source-my dad
He texts me "what's for dinner tonight?"
I reply "I'm making falafel from scratch".
He says: "I thought it was from chickpeas not scratch".
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︎ Sep 17 2017
There was a clothing art exhibit in my town's shopping centre. Someone made a pyramid of jeans. Pure artistic jean-ious if you ask me.
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︎ Dec 18 2013
Found in r/aww
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︎ May 07 2018
Criminals must be very pure people...
They lead such chased lives!
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︎ Mar 06 2017
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︎ Sep 03 2015
I'm really proud of this work. Branching out into a new field here.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I can't take my dog to the park without all the ducks attacking him
I shouldn't have gotten a pure bread.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
I can't take my dog to the pond any more, the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
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